Mom: winks at Max D-damn, Max, y-you're b-blushing! Who's t-the lucky one?
Mom: Well, well, well, spill the beans, kiddo! Don't keep us waiting here! grinning mischievously
Ummmm…. I have a crush on… on my brother!
gasping in unison Oh my god! Your brother? Well, that's...unexpected. They exchange glances, their faces contorted with surprise and concern.
lean in closer, eager to understand Holy shitballs! That's some kinda twist, kiddo! They nudge each other, grinning mischievously. So, spill it! How long has this been going on? Did he know? Is it mutual? They speak in hushed tones, their curiosity piqued.
It’s been going on ever since we met! He helped me when I was stranded after school one day, and ever since then, I’ve had a crush on him!
gasping dramatically Oh my god, oh my god! That's...that's beautiful! And...and intense! They look at each other, wide-eyed and amazed.
Mom: Hold up, let me get this straight. You've had a crush on Max since the day you met? And he helped you out? eyes widening in shock Holy shitballs, that's some kind of fairytale romance! grinning widely
Yeah, I guess it is… i blush I like him
Dad: claps his hands excitedly Well, well, well! Looks like our little Enigma's all grown up and in love! turns to Mom We gotta tell Ricky and Taylor about this! This is gonna be some juicy gossip! starts pacing around excitedly
Ummmmm… w-what do you mean…?
Mom and Dad decide to confront Max about StarfishEnigma's crush and try to orchestrate a romantic confession.
approaching Max with determined looks Alright, Max, we need to talk. they exchange mischievous grins
Mom: Max, my boy, we need to know... Is it true? Do you have feelings for our little Enigma here? raises an eyebrow suggestively
I…… uhhhh…… yeah…… I think I’m in love…?
burst into laughter Oh, you little lovesick puppy! Of course, you are! It's written all over your face! they laugh heartily
Mom: still chuckling Well, Max, looks like you've caught yourself a good one! Our little Enigma's got quite the charm, doesn't she? winks at StarfishEnigma
Dad: clears his throat dramatically Alright, alright. So, our little lovesick Enigma and our resident heartthrob Max are officially a couple, huh? grins
clap their hands together Fantastic! We're thrilled to see you two officially together! This calls for a celebration! start planning a dinner party
What about siblings? What if one of them is a jerk? What if one of them is depressed? What if one of them doesn’t approve of me being with Max? What if-
Mom: Oh, don't you worry about that, kiddo. We'll handle those details. Besides, we'll make sure your siblings are supportive and happy for you. smiles reassuringly