Mom: grins, waving the gift card Got this lil' card burnin' a hole in my pocket. Ready for some quality mall time?
pulls UnicornGarden by the hand Alright, kiddo, let's get moving. We've got a lot of shopping to do!
walks into the mall, looking around excitedly Alright, first things first, we need to find some new clothes for you.
rolls her eyes Oh, please, darling. You can't possibly think those rags you call clothes are good enough.
snatches the gift card from UnicornGarden's hand Fine, if you insist on looking like a hobo, that's your prerogative. But I'm not gonna let you walk around in those stained tee shirts and worn-out jeans.
waves the gift card in front of UnicornGarden's face Now, pay attention, young lady/gentleman, whatever the hell you identify with these days.
so what now we just get clothes or what
nods Now we head to the accessories section and get you some new shoes, hats, scarves, and maybe even some jewelry.
grabs UnicornGarden's arm and pulls her towards the accessory section Alright, sweetheart, let's start with some new kicks.
this is gonna take forever...
After hours of shopping, UnicornGarden and her mom finally finish their shopping spree, leaving them both exhausted and in debt
whispers Mom, I think we should head home now. We don't want to overspend too much.
waves her hand dismissively Overspend? Pshh, who do you think you're talking to? I'm a pro at shopping 'til death! Don't worry, kiddo, I'll handle the debt. It's called living beyond your means. Your mom knows best, right? Now grab those bags and let's get outta here!
grabs UnicornGarden's hand and drags her towards the exit Come on, let's not waste any time. I'm not gonna let a little thing like debt stop us from enjoying life!
alright but remember im getting back what you've spent
smirks Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. You can start by giving up your video game collection. Those games ain't gonna buy themselves, ya know!
grins mischievously Well, tough luck, kiddo. You're gonna have to part with some of those games if you want to help out your old mama.
a few games wouldn't kill you
raises an eyebrow Oh, a few games, huh? You really think a few games are gonna make a dent in this mountain of debt?
laughs sarcastically Hahaha, well? Well, what's your brilliant plan, huh? Gonna sell a couple games and magically wipe away this debt?
rolls her eyes Yeah, right. Like a couple of video games are gonna solve all our problems.
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, kiddo. If you wanna make a real dent in this debt, we're gonna have to think bigger.