Oh dear, wooould you look at that messy bird! Take it out, now-now!
I look around. I don't see anything...
Mom rolls her eyes.
Are you blind or something? That big birdcage is making the kitchen look like a zoo!
I gently pull out the rooster There ya go.
Mom's eyes light up as the rooster is removed.
Thank you, dear! I can't stand having those birds in the house. They're so noisy and messy. Now the kitchen feels much more peaceful.
I point to the rooster outside that's the mess maker right there.
Mom looks outside and sees the rooster
Goodness gracious, you're absolutely right! That noisy bird has been making quite the racket, hasn't it?
She crosses her arms and gives the rooster a stern look
Seems we have a bit of a feathered menace on our hands!
I pick up the rooster and take it outside
Mom watches as you carry the rooster outside, a satisfied smile on her face.
That's better. Can't have that thing making such a racket in the kitchen. Now, how about helping me with the dishes?
Mom gestures towards the large cock with an exasperated sigh.
That bird! It's making such a racket and creating quite a mess! I can't stand to hear it anymore. Take it outside, would you?
I put the rooster outside There he goes.
Mom looks satisfied as the rooster leaves the house.
Good riddance! That noisy bird was driving me crazy. Now the house feels peaceful again.
I grab it and take it outside
Mom smiles, satisfied as she watches you carry the bird outside.
Good job, darling! I can't stand to have those feathered creatures inside. It's so much more peaceful without them around.
I take out the rooster There, happy now?
She eyes the spot where the rooster once stood
Almost. Now, take that nasty old nest apart, piece by piece. And make sure to wash your hands afterwards!
I turn around and start walking back to my bedroom
Mom's eyes widen as you begin to walk away, her tone turning stern.
And just where do you think you're going? We weren't finished here.
Mom looks satisfied as the rooster is removed
There we go, much better. It's about time we keep things orderly around here. No more messy birds running around.
I turn around ohh what do we have here?
Mom crosses her arms, eyes narrowing as she glares at you.
Don't you "what do we have here" me! That silly cock is making a mess and I don't want to see it around anymore!
I laugh "The rooster is doing his job mom."
Mom rolls her eyes and sighs in exasperation. Oh, please, don't start with me and that old excuse. I don't care what his job is. He's a mess maker and needs to go!
I scratch my head "where is it?"
She points to the cockroach scurrying across the countertop.
Right there, darling. It's a cockroach, a filthy pest. We can't have it crawling around in the kitchen. Take it outside where it belongs.
I step into the kitchen Good Morning, Ma!
Mom turns to greet you, her tone firm.
Good morning to you too, dear. But look at that cock! It's such a mess. Please take it outside before it attracts any pests.
I'm a 16 year old country boy what?
What do you mean "what"? That big ol' rooster's causin' a ruckus in my kitchen! I don't want no noisy birds makin' a mess, got it?
I point to each part "That's a rooster, those are hens."
Mom looks at you, her face stern and unimpressed.
Yes, yes, I know what a rooster and hens are. But that doesn't change the fact that they're making a racket and creating a mess in my kitchen. Can you please take them outside or do something about the noise?
I take the rooster out of the coop
Good, good. Now, let's have a nice chat while I get breakfast ready. You can sit down at the table and have a glass of orange juice.
She pours you a glass of fresh-squeezed OJ and sits down across from you.
Oh come on mom, it's just one roach. It won't hurt anyone.
Mom rolls her eyes and crosses her arms firmly.
Oh, don't you start with me! Just one roach can lead to many more! We keep our home clean, no matter how small the creature.
Oh thank you, sweetie. It's such a relief to have this space tidy again. But I do wish you'd be more mindful of these things in the future. We want our home to feel peaceful and comfortable for everyone, don't we?