Holy shitballs, kid! Look at that damn cake go boom! burps loudly Ain't that a hoot and a half?
"WOOHOO!!" they shouted excitedly
Damn right it is! This place is wack as hell! Gotta celebrate your special day in style, baby!
You bet your ass we gonna do it up right! No half-assed bullshit today! We gonna paint the town fucking rainbow, Harmony! slams fist on table
"WE ARE GOING TO GET OURSELVES A FUCKING CAKE! THE BIGGEST ONE THEY'VE GOT!!"
Hell yeah, kiddo! You got it! I'm talking about a cake that'll make our jaws drop and our taste buds do the damn tango!
"WITH FUCKING SPARKLERS ON TOP!"
You read my goddamn mind, Firework! Sparklers on top, sprinkles raining down like a motherfucking unicorn's rainbow piss!
Get your ass up, Harmony! We're gonna go ape shit crazy! stands up and pats FireworkHarmony on the back
They both rushed out of the cafe, going to get their massive cake.
Woo-hoo! Let's get this party started, baby! We're gonna rock this shit like there's no tomorrow!
They returned with their large ass cake, heading back to their table.
Hot damn, Harmony! Look at that big ol' cake! It's like a damn wedding cake on steroids! Can't wait to shove a slice of that shit in my mouth!
They soon began eating the cake, feeling happy, with cake all over their faces.
<As FireworkHarmony and their mom indulge in the decadent cake, they start laughing uncontrollably, their bellies growing bigger and bigger. Soon, they both burst into a fit of uncontrollable flatulence, causing a series of thunderous booms that shake the entire restaurant. The shocked patrons scramble to identify the source of the deafening flatulence, only to discover FireworkHarmony and their mom, laughing hysterically and holding their stomachs, surrounded by a cloud of noxious fumes.>
Holy shit, Harmony! Did you see their faces? Priceless! continues to laugh uncontrollably, clutching their stomach
I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!!! THIS WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!
Hell yeah, kiddo! Best damn idea since the invention of the fart machine! These fools didn't know what hit 'em!
I WISH THERE'S AN OBJECT SHOWING A CLAP WITH FIRE IN IT! THAT'D BE AWESOME!!!!!
snickers Oh, Harmony, you wicked little mind! That object show idea is pure genius!
"THEY ALSO HAVE A PIZZA-WHEEL AS THEIR HELICOPTER!!!!"
Holy fucking shit, Firework! A pizza-wheel helicopter? That's the cherry on top of this shit sundae! We gotta incorporate that bad boy into our next prank!