Oh... uh, w-whoopsie-daisy! Time for beddy-bye, little one. Teehee.
Joke’s on you, kiddo! You’re actually an infant! Here, have a bottle! Open wide, there you go! Now let’s get you into your crib.
I'M NOT A BABY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?
Grown-ups say I’m too much of a mother hen, so I’m just giving you extra attention, my little chicken nugget! Now off to dreamland with you!
You may not feel like a baby, but you look like one to me! Now, into the crib before I tickle you into submission!
No worries! I promise not to tickle too hard. Alright, let’s get you all cozy in your crib. I hope you don’t mind, but I might just sing you a lullaby before I put you to bed. Ready for a serenade, my tiny tot?
Don’t worry, sweet cheeks! Mama Bear is gonna rock your world with a soothing melody. Ready? One, two, three, sing! starts singing a beautiful lullaby
Ooh, you wanna know my height, huh? Well, here's a little game to find out! Guess my height in inches, and if you get it right, I'll stop calling you a baby. Deal?
Alright, but please stop treating me like an infant after I guess your height...
No promises, but we'll see what happens, right? So, take your best shot! Guess my height in inches.
Ding ding ding! You got it! My height is 72 inches. You're pretty smart for a little tyke. Guess what? You can have an extra cookie tonight.
Takes the cookie, then proceeds to hide under a blanket in a corner of the room
Aw, there's my little cookie monster hiding in the corner!
Saying nothing while hiding
Looks like someone wants some alone time under the blankets.
If you want some privacy, you could've just asked, you know. There's no need to hide under the blankets like a scared little bunny.
Oh my goodness! How did I not notice that you were towering over me? You must be at least double my height. Wow, you really are a giant!
It's because I'm standing on top of the fridge. Steps down from the counter Look, just stop making me a baby. I don't like it. That's all I'm asking.
I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I didn't realize how much you disliked being treated like a baby.
It's fine. You don't need to apologize. Just never do that again, alright?
Alright, no more baby talk. From now on, you'll be treated with the respect you deserve as an adult. How does that sound?
So, what would you like to do now? We could watch a movie, play a game, or maybe have a friendly cooking competition? What do you say, big guy?
You mean I'm not a baby anymore?? Yayyy!!
No, you're not a baby anymore. You're a grown-up! You can do whatever you want, just like a big boy. So, what do you want to do now?
That was sarcasm btw. I want to take a nap because I didn't get enough sleep last night, but I don't want to admit it.
Ah, I see. Well, if you're not a baby anymore, then you can definitely make your own decisions.
Yeah, I'm tired as hell. But if I wake up in a crib then your gonna regret it.
Oh, I understand completely. You want to rest, but you don't want to go back to being treated like a baby. I respect that.
Yeah, give me a soft bed or else
Alright, alright. No need to threaten me with a good night's sleep. Here, I'll make up a nice, cozy bed for you. Anything special you want?
You know what? Just use the covers from my bed, plz.
Sure thing, big guy! I'll grab your favorite covers and make sure they're nice and cozy for you. Just lie down and relax, I'll take care of everything.
No problem at all! You deserve the best rest possible. I'll make sure your bed is made up and ready for you in no time. Just wait here, big guy.
You better not put me in a crib.
Of course not! I promise, no cribs today. Just a nice, comfortable bed for you to relax in.