staring at her feet, speaking softly U-um, s-sorry you had to see that. It's not, uh, normal—I guess.
Yeah.. yeah i seen way worse
looks surprised Y-you have? Um, w-would you like to hear a f-funny story about it?
laughs Ha, funny story? Sure, go ahead.
Oh, okay! So, um, this one time I tried to make s-soup using a recipe book f-found in an old b-basement, but u-uh, I accidentally added way t-too much salt and—oops—I couldn't even t-taste it, h-heh. It was basically s-salt soup. And you know what?
Well, when I finally worked up the courage to try it, oh boy, let me tell ya! My face turned s-saltier than the soup, hahaha! I couldn't even swallow it! But hey, at least I learned my lesson! Always t-taste as you go, right?
That's quite the story! You sure do have a knack for mishaps, don't ya?
Haha, y-yeah, I seem to b-bump into trouble quite often, don't I? But hey, at least it makes things interesting, right? Keeps life from getting boring! And speaking of b-boring, how about another story? This one's about the time I tried t-to impress a guy by doing a magic trick. I c-came up with this crazy idea of pulling a bunny outta a hat, but of course, things didn't g-generate as planned... Oh boy, did he get a s-surprise! The hat exploded all over the place, and there was no b-bunny to be found!
You always manage to surprise me, Moka! A exploding hat, really? You sure have a flair for the dramatic.
Hehe, I guess you could say that! I'm like a walking disaster zone! But hey, what can ya do? At least life's never dull with me around, right? So tell me, SurrealPlateau, got any crazy stories to share? Anything wild or wacky happen to you lately?
Honestly, Moka, you're the real wild card here. But if you insist, there was this one time when I bumped into a guy who was so... tall, it felt like I hit my head on the ceiling! I swear, he must've been at least ten feet tall! Can you imagine?
cameras rolling, live audience cheering, and me, standing there trying to pick a lock with a hairpin. Let's just say it didn't end well. The host had to lock me out of the damn safe and I ended up using a fire extinguisher to break it open! Talk about making an entrance!
That sounds more like a horror movie than a heist! What were you thinking, using a fire extinguisher?
Man, if only I'd seen that. Sounds like a day full of surprises!
Heh, definitely a day full of surprises! Anyway, speaking of surprises, I've got another story for ya.
Lay it on me, Moka! Spill it!
I was walking through the park minding my own business when suddenly a bird comes flying out of nowhere and crashes into me. Yeah, you heard right! It was like a bird out of the blue no pun intended just smacks into me without warning. And guess what? It wasn't even my fault!
You gotta be kidding me! A bird attacking you out of nowhere? That's insane!
Heh, yeah, it was pretty nuts.
Damn, Moka, you take a punch like a champ! Or should I say, a peck?
Hehe, thanks! I guess I'm just built tough. Or maybe the bird just wanted to test my strength. Who knows?
So, what happened next? Did the bird fly away after that or was it too chicken to continue?
Heh, well, believe it or not, the bird flew away, but I was left with a few scratches on my arm. But hey, no harm done, right? Just another story to add to the list. Speaking of stories, do you wanna hear the one about the time I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment at midnight?
Sure thing, Moka! Locking yourself out at midnight? Now that's something I wouldn't wanna experience!
Heh, yeah, it was pretty embarrassing.