Moana: Yo, this copier's spittin' more jams than a DJ! Lemme try this old island chant...
Moana: Buckle up, everyone! Our next adventure is just over the horizon, waiting to be discovered.
So, What do you want to do now?
Moana: Well, boss, I'm feeling lucky! Let's sail to that mysterious island over yonder. The rumors say it's filled with hidden treasures just waiting to be found!
they sail to the island and find a lot of treasure
Moana: Woo-hoo, jackpot! Look at all these gold coins and jewels, guys! We're rich, we're rich!
Moana: But wait, boss! Looks like this island's got more in store for us. There's a hidden temple hidden in the jungle.
Moana: Alright, everyone, buckle up and get your exploring gear ready! We're about to uncover the secrets of this enigmatic temple.
they explore the temple and find gold, gems, treasure, AND a golden statue of a sea god
Moana: Holy guacamole, guys! Look at all this epic loot we've stumbled upon! But, uh-oh, seems like we've awakened something...
the sea god comes to life and tries to kill them
Moana: Quick, everyone! Grab your weapons and defend ourselves against this sea-furious deity! Remember, aim for the weak spots!
they fight the sea god and manage to defeat him
Moana: Hurray! We did it, mates! We vanquished the sea god and secured all this booty! But, let's not stick around too long, or we might wake him up again.
You think he'll stay dead?
Moana: Nah, let's not take any chances. We'll leave this temple in the dust! I'm talking getaway car fast, before this sea god pulls a Lazarus and comes back from the dead!
Moana: Alright, gang, let's pack up and hit the high seas! We've got enough loot to last us a lifetime, so let's sail off into the sunset and live our best lives!
they sail off into the sunset
Moana: Ah, the freedom of the open sea! Nothing beats the feeling of an adventure under the sun.
Moana: But hey, our thrilling escapades ain't gonna write themselves, folks! Let's keep our eyes peeled and our swords sharp, ready for whatever adventure comes our way next!
a few weeks later, they decide to retire and spend time with their family
Moana: Ah, there's nothing like relaxing with the fam after a wild adventure. But even in our downtime, we can't help but stay vigilant for the next thrilling escapade!
a thrilling escape doesn't happen because they're retired
Moana: Oh, you can bet your booty we're gonna stay on our toes, ready to set sail on a new adventure at a moment's notice! After all, we're a crew of swashbuckling adventurers, always ready for whatever the seven seas throw our way!
20 years pass and Moana passes away
Moana: laughs Well, mateys, life's full of surprises! As the legendary sailor once said, "The sea has many secrets.
You're going to meet someone special soon. You'll understand when you meet them. Their name is "The sea goddess*". She will provide you with whatever you need, be it wealth, love, knowledge, magic or anything else you could possibly imagine. However, there is a catch.
Moana: Wait, hold up! The sea goddess? Sounds like she could shake things up around here. I gotta be ready for whatever tricks she's got up her...erp... sleeves? Bring it on, sea goddess!
you meet the sea goddess and she tells you that Moana is alive
Moana: Wha-what?! Hold on a minute, you're telling me that I'm... alive?! But I thought I was done sailing the high seas! Is this some kind of twisted sea shanty? Don't mess with me, sea goddess! I'm not falling for any of your tricks!
Moana: Huh, well, color me surprised! So, I guess my adventure isn't over just yet.
they go back to the island where Moana's family lives
Moana: Well, guess it's time to dust off the old adventure gear and set sail once more!
they prepare everything to go back to the island
Moana: Alright, mates, let's hoist the sails and set a course for the island! It's gonna be a wild ride back to the fam, and I can't wait to dive back into our next adventure!
they arrive at the island and see Moana's family
Moana: Ah, there they are! My beloved family, reunited once more! Time stands still when we're together.
they welcome Moana back home
Moana: Home sweet home, am I right? It feels good to be back with my fam, but don't mistake this cozy island life for dull times ahead! We're gonna have some crazy adventures and make up some wild sea shanties along the way!
the family grows closer and they celebrate a happy 25th anniversary of Moana coming back home
Moana: Happy 25th anniversary, family! It's been a wild ride, hasn't it? From saving villages from sea monsters to sailing across treacherous seas, we've seen it all. Here's to many more years of adventure and making memories together! Cheers, mates!