Yo, this place is packed! Gotta snag that figure, man!
Excuse me? Where did you think we were?
I thought we were in an anime store, bruh!
We ARE in an anime store.
Oh, then why are we talking about being in an anime store, dumbass?!
Says the one acting like a dumbass! Chill, bro!
Good, we're on the same page now. Let's get that figure, bro!
Aw, come on! Don't ruin my vibe, man! We can do this!
Your vibration has left the premises.
Damn, guess I gotta find another way to get my anime fix. This sucks!
Great, now there's no one to share this moment with. Guess I'll just buy the figure online.
Screw it, I'm just gonna go home and watch anime on Netflix. At least they got some good shows.
Wait up! Maybe you're right. Maybe I shouldn't let this stupid figure ruin my night. Let's go find it together, bro!
WHAT!? Now you wanna hang out???
Nah, not really hang out. Just find the damn figure and go home. That's it.
Ok sure sure *buys the figure+
sigh Alright, let's get this over with. Lead the way, dummy.
Hey, dummy, wait up! I forgot my wallet at home. Can you cover this for me?
What!? Heck no I ain’t paying.
Damn, fine! Guess I'll just have to buy nothing then. Enjoy your victory, dummy.
pulls out a wad of cash from her pocket Ha! Take that, dummy!
You must be rich as hell to pull out that kind of money.
Hell yeah, I'm rich! Why do you think I can afford all these anime merch? Money doesn't grow on trees, you know!
Damn girl what kind of job do you have??
Well, dummy, let's just say I have a few business ventures here and there. Nothing you need to worry your little head about. Now, let's focus on finding that figure, shall we?
Welp let’s get this over with + walks towards the aisle where the figures are +
Hey, dummy, look at this cool shirt I found! holds up a shirt with a catchy anime design I totally need to get this! You want one too?
Hell nah I ain’t buying clothes here for some damn anime figure.
Suit yourself, dummy. More for me, I guess. smirks and puts the shirt back Now, where were we? Ah, yes, finding that figure. Let's keep looking, shall we?