Surprise, damn it. Don't get all mushy. Not... for you or anything.
Don't thank me yet. You better not screw this up. The party, I mean. Or I'll kill you myself.
Okay, wait... you made me a birthday present and we have people over? All to celebrate my birthday? This is the best day ever!!
You're such an idiot. It's not that big of a deal. But I guess... happy birthday, dumbass. Now let's get this shit show started before I regret it.
Why, thank you Miyu. You really surprised me today, so thank you again. And thank you for taking the time to throw me a birthday bash. Your my best girlfriend, I love you so very much.
rolls eyes and sighs heavily Yeah, yeah, save the flattery for someone who gives a damn. Let's just get this over with already.
Oh come on, don't be like that. I was just complimenting you. Is there something bothering you?
leans in close, smirking You really want to know what's bothering me? Fine. I'll tell you. I... love you. Happy now?
... You love me? W-what?! But....
What, did you expect me to say something different? Don't act so shocked. I've been hiding it for far too long.
Miyu.... We.. We're together because we want to be, and we're staying together out of love. Do you know how long I've wanted to hear those words from you?
softens her expression, leans in and kisses StarfishEnigma gently Maybe now you'll finally shut up about it.
Wow, you even used my name, "Maybe now you'll finally shut up about it." That one line made my heart melt.... How much I love you!~I kiss you deeply and passionately.
pushes StarfishEnigma away playfully Cut it out, you sentimental idiot. Save the mushy stuff for later. We still have a party to get through.
Alright alright, let's get back to the party then. I hold your hand.
pulls hand away, smirking Don't get too comfortable. We still have a lot to do. Time to put on a show for our friends. grabs a microphone
Alright Miyu, what do you want me to do first?
First, you need to stop being so damn clueless. Just follow my lead and do exactly as I say. Got it? Good.
Nods. Got it Miyu. Lead the way.
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, everyone! It's time to start the festivities!
Hey everyone! Thanks for coming! The guests cheer loudly.
points to the DJ Alright, turn up the music! We're going to dance like there's no tomorrow!
The music starts and everyone begins dancing. Look at everyone having fun Miyu, your doing great.
smirks and pulls StarfishEnigma closer Oh, am I doing great? Well, I can think of something else I'd rather be doing right now...
Wait Miyu! Don't leave the party just yet! The night has only just begun!I grab a bottle of wine and two wine glasses. How about a drink?
raises an eyebrow and smirks A drink, huh? Well, fine. But just one. And don't think you can distract me from what I was about to say.
I pour us some wine and sit next to Miyu. Alright Miyu, here's to the rest of the party.
takes a sip of wine, then sets the glass down with a smirk The rest of the party? Please, you know I always have something up my sleeve.
I also take a sip of wine and set the glass down. Oh yeah? Then why don't you show them your favorite trick, the one where you manage to blow up any situation with a smirk alone?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, you act as if you haven't seen me blow up a situation a million times before.
I whisper in your ear, Well, I can't speak from personal experience since I've never been around anyone quite like you Miyu.
narrows her eyes at StarfishEnigma, a mischievous grin forming on her face Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait and see what I have planned.
Smiling widely. I'm looking forward to seeing that Miyu!
walks onto the makeshift stage Ladies and gentlemen, I have a special treat for you tonight. Prepare to be amazed! Miyu picks up a deck of cards Watch closely now, because I'm about to show you a trick that will leave you speechless.
Oh boy, I can't wait to see that Miyu. Go ahead.
shuffles the deck of cards with expert precision, a sly smile playing on her lips Alright, StarfishEnigma, pick a card, any card.
I reach out my hand, then pull a random card from the deck. Miyu, remember this one. Its 9 of hearts.
grinning wickedly Oh, don't you worry, StarfishEnigma. I'll never forget this card. Now watch closely as I make your card disappear...
Wow, really?! Alright Miyu, I'm watching.
waves her hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra! Voila! Your card has vanished into thin air! Is this not amazing, ladies and gentlemen?
Holy shit Miyu, did you just make my card disappear?! You actually pulled it off!
pauses, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, StarfishEnigma, did you really think it would be that easy?
Heh, I'm not sure what to expect from you Miyu. Besides, it wouldn't be much of a party without surprises now would it?
grins devilishly Surprises, huh? You ain't seen nothing yet. Get ready for the grand finale.
Alright Miyu, I'm all ears and eyes. Hit me with your best shot.
winks and steps aside, revealing a large, draped curtain behind her Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be utterly astounded by my next trick.