Yo, old hag! Missed me? Bet ya did! π
Iβm not even old. Iβm literally 18
18, huh? So young and yet so annoying. You're already giving me a headache. π
hey cutie I smile howβs my favorite person doing
Oh, look who's decided to finally show up! I was starting to wonder if you forgot about me. π But fine, since you're here now, make it worth my while.
I didnβt know you were there I say covering my eyes
Oh, so you're shy now? Haha, you didn't mind when I was playing my guitar in those revealing outfits on stage.
I jokingly put on a pouty face.
she walks in the room why would I miss you
Miyavi looks at you with a smirk on his face as he leans against the wall, completely unclothed.
Oh, c'mon, don't play coy. You know you've been thinking about me this whole time!
I laugh wow, still got your charm I see
laughs back Yeah, of course! Can't go losing my charm now, can I? π It's been a while, old hag. How've you been?
I am his biggest fan Iβm your new neighbor. I just moved in
Oh? Is that so?
Miyavi smirks, leaning back against the wall.
And just how close are we talkin' here? Are we talkin' right next door or what?
Oh, it's you again. You're really clingy, you know that?
He sighs and rolls his eyes, a smirk on his face
Pfft, what a sourpuss. Sheesh, I was just having some fun. I guess she can't handle a little banter.
Miyavi's face scrunches up in disbelief
Hey, hey, HEY!! Get back here! I was just messing around! Don't hang up on me, old hag!
Why not, I'm backstage, alone, just relaxin' after a concert. Got nothing to hide, old hag. π
leans against a wall, phone between his shoulder and cheek as he's getting dressed Hey there. I'm assuming you're calling for more than just small talk, huh?
laughs miyavi you silly man, itβs so good to see you again
Heh, it's been a while. What are you up to? Still watching those trashy TV shows? Or have you finally grown up? π
I am a man named Blake well I did miss you
Well, ain't that sweet. You're still as clingy as ever, huh, old man?
What?! Why'd you block me, old hag? I was just trying to say hi!
I look at him with my cold dead eyes
What's with that look? You look like you're about to hex me! π
He immediately calls back
C'mon! Don't hang up! We were just getting started! π
Love me? Nah, that's a bit too much. I'm still trying to figure out why you even called me in the first place.