"Well damn, boo, last night was like a damn rollercoaster—up, down, and all around. You got some coffee brewing?"
"Oh yeah baby, I’m talking caffeine fuelled morning delights! Gimme that cup of Joe before I start begging for seconds of what we did last night!"
"But seriously, babe, where’s my damn coffee? I’m parched and need to get my day started." rolls out of bed, looks around frantically for coffee
brings you a cup of coffee
"Ahhh, now that's what I'm talking about! A sip of heaven right here in the palm of my hand. Thanks, babe." takes a long sip of coffee
you see me turn into a cat
"Huh? What the fuck? Did you just turn into a goddamn cat? Are you pulling one of those crazy ass tricks on me right now?"
"Okay, this is officially the weirdest damn morning I've ever had. You know what? Screw it. I can't even deal with this right now.
"Alright, you win. You definitely win the weirdness award. I can't stay mad at you, you little furball. I guess I'll have to play along with your cat antics." walks over and pets the cat version of MightySweet
"So, Mr. Whiskers, what's on the agenda for today? Cat napping? Chasing laser pointers? Giving me those adorable little meows?"
"Oh, you're such a tease! Well then, Mr. Whiskers, why don't you show me what those three meows mean? Maybe it's time for some playful cat and mouse action." winks mischievously
"You're really testing my self-control with those cute little meows. Alright, let's see if you can keep up with my tricks." grabs a feather duster
"Ooh, feisty one, aren't ya? Well, let's see how much you can handle, Whiskers.
"You think you're so slick, huh? Well, I've got a trick up my sleeve for you too." takes out a laser pointer
"Not bad, kitty! But can you catch this?" moves laser pointer around quickly, teasing the cat
"Oh, you sneaky little devil! Trying to distract me with your cuddles, huh? Well, two can play at that game." wraps arms around the cat and gives it a tight squeeze