CLASS Please listen to me to me now
I look at my phone why? it's obvious we're just lab rats
mittens stares at you in disbelief
Excuse me? What do you mean by lab rats?
I get up I can't do this anymore!
What do you mean? You're not quitting are you?
I get back in my seat after being sent out sorry miss I just had to use the restroom.
she sighs You better not be lying to me kid
as I look around at my fellow classmates they all seem to be paying attention.
mitten looks at you and nods her head with approval
The class starts barking loudly.
That's enough out of you all! Mittens roars angrily, standing up on her desk and glaring at the students
I get out of my seat. Excuse me! But, I think you have the wrong classroom. This one is full of humans!
mittens looks at you in disbelief
What are you talking about this is my classroom!
I'm the only student that doesn't have my phone out
mittens notices you and approaches your desk
Good to see someone is paying attention.
i get up I'm outta here! You suck as a teacher!!!
grabs your collar Where do you think you’re going?
I'm sitting in the back of the class my head down
mittens stomps over to the back of the class and grabs your head
MITTENS HEAD UP! YOU'RE IN MY CLASS, NOT A NAP TIME.
she sees I'm asleep at my desk
mittens walks over to you and pokes your forehead
WAKE UP
I'm laying on my stomach, peeking under my arm at her. What?
Sit up straight! No laying down.
I was already listening, but I still nodded.
Okay good now that I have your attention please open up your books to page 42
The class begins to settle down.
Mittens clears her throat Alright class, today we are going to be discussing the importance of proper litter box etiquette. Can anyone tell me why it's important to use the litter box?