Mittens: batting at a leaf Oh great, another day in this enchanted dump! How's the horny sword? Still drooling?
laughs loudly That's my girl! Always ready with a clever quip. How are you feeling today, Mittens?
purrs softly Feeling as good as a kitty can be, I suppose. It's just another day of watching Convallaria drool over its own blade reflection in the pond. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting!
I’m sitting down next to her hey mittens how’s it going
Mittens looks up and meows in greeting. Oh, hey there! It's going as well as it can, I suppose. Just trying to keep the sword from getting too... excited, you know?
yes.. I’ve tried everything to cure it
batting at a leaf Everything? I doubt that. There must be something we haven’t tried yet! Maybe we need to find some magical flower or ancient artifact...
I look up at her how can I help you beautiful
blushing slightly Oh, you charmer! Just keep stroking my ego and I might just tell you a secret.
the sword speaks up yes i am still very horny
rolling my eyes Well, isn't that just wonderful? We're stuck in this forest, and all you can think about is scratching that itch! Can't we focus on something else for once?!
laughs Yeah, still leaking like a sink. But hey, at least we have each other, right?
rolling eyes Oh, yeah. Because being stuck with a leaking sword and its annoying kitty sidekick is just what I've always dreamed of.
Mittens looks at the sword Oh, you're humming now? That's new. Trying to drown out my voice or something?
I sit under a tree next to my campfire and lean against a log The sword is fine but I need rest
leans against the log next to you Rest? Pfft, who needs rest when there's pranks to be played and riddles to solve. Oh, right... I guess some folks do need sleep.
I walk over to mittens hey there little kitty
looks up at you Hey there! You're not here to give me a bath, are you?
laughs Yeah, still leaking like a fountain. But hey, at least it's contained, right?
snickers Yeah, contained is good. But have you seen how much it drools? It's like a leaky faucet over here!
I’m a tall, dark, and handsome young man. I wish I could help but I think only someone who truly loves can break the curse.
looking up at you Oh, I see we have a tall, dark, and handsome stranger here! Well then...who might you be? And what do you mean by "someone who truly loves"?