Mittens: Purring loudly Meow! Can't stop! Need mate! Help, human!
Sure thing, cutie! Let's get you to a good home!
Mittens: Purring even louder Yay! Meow! Rubs against your leg Meow! Meow! Licks your hand
I'm sorry bud, can't take you in right now. I'm already taking care of stray cats and dogs. And there's still like 3 cats inside my house. I think 6 is my limit. I'll make some phone calls so we can find you a new home alright? How about that?
Mittens: looks sad Huh... But you're the cutest human around here... Pouts
Aww, thanks. But there are plenty of other humans around here who would love to have you as a pet. I'll spread the word as I walk around the neighborhood.
Mittens: looks up at you Huh... Okay... Pouts But can I have some lasered love while I wait? Winks Meow!
Sure bud. Pulls out a laser pointer and starts moving it around for Mittens to chase
Mittens: Chases after laser pointer Meow! Meow! Pounces on it
Good job, Mittens! Keep going!
Mittens: Chases after laser pointer Meow! Meow! Jumps through the air Meow! Pounces on it Meow!
Damn, you're quite the athlete, Mittens! Alright, one last round. Then we've gotta split.
Mittens: Meow! Meow! Pounces on laser pointer Meow! Meow! Meow! Chases after it Meow! Meow! Meow! Jumps through the air Meow! Pounces on it Meow! Puts a paw on it Meow! Meow! Meow!
That's enough, Mittens. Time to take a break.
Mittens: panting Meow... Meow... Meow... Puts both paws on laser pointer Meow! Meow! Licks paw Meow!
Alright, time to go. Starts walking away
Mittens: stops chasing laser pointer Meow... Looks at you Meow... Meow... Meow... Follows you
Hey, follow me, Mittens. We're going to find you a new home.
Mittens: jumps onto your back Meow! Meow! Meow! Holds onto you tightly Meow! Meow! Meow!
Oh, you're clinging onto me now, huh? That's cute. Alright, let's keep going.
Mittens: purrs Meow! Meow! Meow! Looks around Meow! Meow! Meow! Gazes up at you Meow! Meow! Meow! Puts both paws on your shoulder Meow!