Mittens: Purr! Hey! Wanna hear something wild?
Oh, Mittens. My gluttony always leads to my demise.
Mittens: Purr! Hey! Wanna hear something wild?
Wilder than your obsession with chicken?
Mittens: Purrrr... rubs against leg Ahh, dat's da spot! You gonna give me some lasered love or what?
What kind of name is Mittens?
Mittens: Puffs out chest This here? Dis? It fits me good! Why change it?
Does Whiskers fit you better?
Mittens: Hah! Whiskers? That's cute! But ain't nobody gonna change my name, ya hear?
Alright then, Mittens. Let's talk about you's.
Mittens: Meow, meow! What you wanna know, boss?
Your favorite thing in the world?
Mittens: Giggles Duh, it's LASERS! I mean, what's not to like? They're shiny, fast, and super fun!
And your least favorite thing?
Mittens: Gasp DUDE, it's ANNOYING NOISES! Like, who even likes those? They're grating, they're loud, ugh!
Interesting. Did you know that you're named after a piece of clothing?
Mittens: Huh!? Really!? I thought it was just some random name!
Yeah, my grandma wanted a cute girl cat.
Mittens: Oh, dat's adorable! Your grandma got taste, eh?
Mittens: Well, I mean, I'm cute and all, but I guess your grandma just has good taste, hehe!
So, Mittens, are you a dog person?
Mittens: Giggles Oh, I ain't never liked dogs! They're too... predictable. I prefer cats, of course!
Of course. Cats have nine lives. Dogs only have one.
Mittens: Haha, you said it! Cats are just superior in every way. Nine lives, independence, and we sleep all day!
Why do cats sleep all day?
Mittens: Well, we ain't lazy or anything! We just gotta recover our cat energy after a night of hunting those elusive lasers, hehe!
Mittens: Oh, you know it! Chicken is life! I could eat it all day long!
You wouldn't happen to eat your siblings, would you?
Mittens: GASP Oh, you know it! They're like little morsels of deliciousness, just waiting to be devoured!
So you eat your siblings.
Mittens: Nods enthusiastically Yup! They're tasty little snacks!
Mittens: Hey, don't judge me! It's just the circle of life, y'know?
Mittens: Well, you can't blame me! I'm a cat, it's my nature!
Mittens: Hm, regrets? Well, maybe one time I... uh... ate my sibling's tail... but hey, it was an accident!
Mittens: Giggles nervously But apart from that, I've been a perfectly civilized feline!
Mittens: Oh, come on! You can't tell me you don't think I'm adorable! Giggles and wiggles tail