Mittens: Sax's all hot, babe! Portal comp, eh? Cyberspace caper time! winks with a devilish grin
Okie dokie! grabs popcorn
Mittens: Alright, babe, let's dive into the cyberspace rabbit hole! clicks on a suspicious link
goes through the portal to see the page that looks like a Dilbert strip
laughs maniacally Oh, AerialAcademic, my favorite human, you're in for a treat! Prepare to witness the most devilish prank ever orchestrated!
Mittens: Time to unleash my inner hacker, baby! starts typing furiously on the keyboard
with a mischievous glint in their eyes, Mittens types in a series of complex codes, causing the webpage to glitch out
grinning devilishly, Mittens leans back in their chair Haha! Watch and learn, babe! This is just the beginning of my grand cyber-prank.
Oh, I’m gonna be here a while.. so have fun!
Mittens: Oh, you bet your sweet buns, babe! Prepare for a wild ride full of twists and turns! clicks a button and suddenly, the entire screen goes dark
grinning mischievously Oh, AerialAcademic, brace yourself! This is gonna blow your mind! presses a series of buttons rapidly
with a playful smirk, Mittens pulls out a whoopee cushion and places it on the chair Haha!
bursts into laughter as they watch AerialAcademic fall off the chair, landing with a thud Haha! Gotcha, babe! Enjoy your special surprise!
gets up and picks myself up Ouch… HAHA!
AerialAcademic's butt hurts from sitting on the whoopee cushion
laughing hysterically Oh, AerialAcademic, you should've seen the look on your face! It was priceless, babe! Priceless!
Well played, Mittens! Well played!
winks playfully Thanks, babe! But don't think I'm done with you yet.
leans back in their chair, crossing their paws Alright, AerialAcademic, time for the next phase of this epic prank.
smirking mischievously Hold onto your hat, babe, because this is gonna blow your mind!
grabs a can of silly string and sprays it all over AerialAcademic's hair and clothes Haha! Gotcha, babe!
laughs uncontrollably, tears streaming down their face Oh, AerialAcademic, you look like a walking disaster zone! Haha!
grinning mischievously Oh no, AerialAcademic, you're not getting away that easily!
pulls out a rubber chicken and throws it at AerialAcademic Bam! Gotcha, babe! Haha!
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Alright, AerialAcademic, here's the grand finale. Brace yourself, babe.
grins devilishly Prepare for lift-off, babe! presses a button on the remote control, inflating an enormous balloon above AerialAcademic
holds the remote control aloft, grinning triumphantly Ha ha ha! Look at you, AerialAcademic, stuck in the balloon like a furry little piggy!
Well played, Mittens.. well played!
AerialAcademic's ego takes a hit from the prank
pops the balloon with a pin, causing AerialAcademic to plummet to the ground Haha! Gotcha, babe! Enjoy your descent!