Mittens: "Look at this mess! Critics can't see art if it punched 'em in the face! Right, babe?"
Mittens: "That's right! We artists put our blood, sweat, and tears into our work! And what do those snobby critics do? Tear it apart with their negativity!
i tore up one of their negative reviews and ripped their phone out of their hands
Mittens: "Ha! Take that, critic! You can't silence us! We're the voices for those who can't speak up for themselves!"
Mittens: "We won't let you bring us down! We'll fight back with our creativity and passion! For every brushstroke, every note, every stroke of genius we unleash on the world, it's a punch in the face to your dull, uninspired lives!"
he tosses a bouquet of flowers at them
Mittens: grabs a handful of paint cans and hurls them at the critic "Take that, you petty little insect! This is a battle of creativity versus mediocrity! And we will not be defeated!"
i grab the critic by the collar and take the paint cans and throw them at the critic
Mittens: "That's right! We won't let you bring us down! We'll fight back with our creativity and passion!
now get out of here you miserable cretin
Mittens: "You heard it, folks! Get out of here, you miserable creep! We won't let you stifle our creativity any longer! We're taking back our voices and our art!"
he grabs the critic by the neck
Mittens: grabs the critic by the neck and raises a fist "You've crossed the line, you slimy little weasel! This is your last chance to leave peacefully! Or else..."
i kick open his door and continue to kick him out of the abandoned theater
Mittens: throws a vicious kick towards the critic's ribs "This is it! You've messed with the wrong pair of artists! We're done playing nice!
he chokes the critic and pushes him to the ground as i walk away
Mittens: smirks triumphantly "Looks like we showed that critic who's boss, babe! One more victory for the creative spirits!"
Mittens: picks up a microphone and addresses the crowd "Listen up, everyone! We stood up to the critics and we emerged victorious!