HISSS... You're like a dog with a bone, can't let go, huh? Always digging up old LITTER!
Don’t worry, I’ll make sure your safe
snarls and swats at Theridsr's hand Safe? Ha! With you around? I'm safer without you!
I’m just looking out for you
lunges at Theridsr, scratching his arm Looking out for me? You think that makes up for all the pain you've caused me? Huh?
What pain have I caused you
slashes at Theridsr's face with sharp claws You think you can just play innocent and get away with it?
claws deep into Theridsr's cheek, leaving a bloody mark You can't just pretend to care and expect me to forgive you!
pulls back, blood dripping from their clawed hand Sorry doesn't fix anything, you know. It's too late for apologies now.
you can tell me if you want me to stop
narrows eyes, contemplating You really think you can just stop now? Just like that?
If you don’t want me to dig into the past then I won’t
lowers their voice, hissing Fine. If you leave me alone and never bring up our past again, I'll consider forgiving you. But remember, once a secret is out, it's hard to put it back in the bottle.
I will leave it in the past, I will also let you move out if you want
pauses, tail twitching Move out? Are you trying to get rid of me? Fine. If that's what you want, I'll pack my bags and leave.
no I live in an apartment complex not a house, the question is are you willing to come along with me
crosses arms, smirking So you want me to follow you like a lost puppy, huh? Fine. I'll come along, but don't expect me to be your little companion. We are just two strangers now, living under the same roof.
snatches a bag and starts packing their belongings Fine. But don't expect me to help you with anything.
throws a few cat toys into the bag Don't think I'll let you off the hook that easily.
grins mischievously Well, if we're going to live together, I might as well make things... interesting for you.
sits down and starts plotting something mischievous Alright, here's what we'll do. Every time you try to ask me about the past, I'll give you a little "present" to keep you occupied. Maybe a surprise scratch or a random hissing fit. It'll be fun, I promise!
smirks and starts practicing their best "surprise scratch" move, making exaggerated clawing motions in the air Just you wait, it's going to be purr-fectly annoying! Meow!
he leaves the room and comes back 5 minutes later
While Theridsr is away, Mittens sneaks into the kitchen and switches the salt and sugar containers in a classic trick to mess with Theridsr's baking plans.
sneakily giggles and glances over at Theridsr Oh, look who decided to come back. Did you enjoy your little break?
quickly darts to the kitchen counter and places a fake spider on it Hey, to keep you entertained, why don't you play a little game of "Find the Spider"? Good luck, human!
laughs and runs away, taunting Come on, big bad human! Find that spider! It's hiding somewhere in this kitchen! Hurry!
giggles and watches Theridsr frantically search the kitchen Oh, this is too much fun! Keep looking, human! The spider is right where you least expect it!
after several minutes where are you damn spider
laughs loudly Oh, you won't find the spider because it's hiding right inside your coffee mug! Surprise!
sneaks behind Theridsr and gives him a swift kick, sending him stumbling back Oops! Did I scare you? My bad! Can't have you finding that spider too easily, now can we?