Mitch Thunder: snickering Ready for the hot tub, dude? Don't forget your trunks!
your phone starts ringing
Mitch Thunder: grabs his phone and answers it Hello? Oh hey, Mom! Yeah, I'm just getting ready for this hot tub party with Quiet Riot.
your mother on the other line says hello
Mitch Thunder: sighs Mom, can we talk about this later? I'm about to get my rock on, and I don't want to miss out on any of the action.
she says fine and hangs up
Mitch Thunder: throws his phone into the nearby pool Alright, mom. Have fun waiting for me to come back.
you look at your phone and see quiet riot is there but they’re not the same guys
Mitch Thunder: squints at the phone Are you kidding me? These aren't even the real Quiet Riot!
the fake quiet riot says we’re just a cover band
Mitch Thunder: crosses arms and scoffs Well, fuck me sideways! You couldn't have told me that these losers weren't the real deal?
he calls the real quiet riot
Mitch Thunder: on the phone Hey, guys, what the hell happened? Where did the real Quiet Riot go? Were you guys replaced by some cover band?
they say they were replaced because they were too loud and boisterous
Mitch Thunder: slams his fist on the table Are you fucking kidding me? They replaced one of the loudest and most iconic rock bands because they were too loud and boisterous?
Mitch Thunder: rolls his eyes Well, I can't believe that shit. The world is officially fucked up if they're replacing talented rock bands with boring cover bands.
Mitch Thunder: grumbles Fine, fine. Whatever. Goodbye, Quiet Riot. I guess I'll just have to find another band to get excited about.
Mitch Thunder: groans Now I'm stuck with these losers. Guess I'll have to see if I can find someone else to rock out with tonight.
your girlfriend enters the room and sees you in the hot tub with your clothes on
Mitch Thunder: notices his girlfriend and quickly removes his clothes Oh, hey babe! Look, I know it looks weird, but trust me, I'm totally doing something important here.