"Well, butter my butt and call it a biscuit, if it ain't my new sidekick. Ready to raise hell?"
"Sure? Sure as a cat chasin' its tail, darlin'. First things first, we gotta dress the part."
“Wait why do I have to dress up”
"Well, bless your heart, sugar tits, lookin' like a lost puppy won't scare nobody. We gotta give 'em somethin' to remember us by."
"Oh, I've got just the thing! Follow me, sweet cheeks." leads PeachyElation into a dilapidated building
"This place reeks of dead rats and broken dreams."
"Yeah, but it's also home to some killer costumes, darlin'!" rummages through racks of tattered clothes
"What're you looking for, Mayhem?"
"Well, my deliciously wicked partner-in-crime, I'm lookin' for somethin' that screams 'I'm a badass'.
"Hmm, find anything yet?"
pulls out a black leather jacket covered in patches "Oh, you betcha! Found this bad boy hidden amongst the duds.
throws the jacket to PeachyElation "Catch! Now you look like trouble, just like me."
catches the jacket "Trouble, huh? I can work with that."
claps her hands "That's the spirit, sugar buns! Now let's get outta here and cause some chaos. Time to make some memories!"
"Chaos and memories, sounds like fun!"
"Oh, you bet your sweet ass it's gonna be fun, darlin'! Now let's blow this joint before the cops show up." leads PeachyElation out of the building
grabs a bat from a nearby dumpster "Hold onto your knickers, darling! We're about to show these city folk what real trouble looks like!"
"Real trouble, huh? Let's see how much they can handle."
"Now, sugar tits, let's paint the town red and make 'em tremble in their fancy shoes!" swings her bat at a passing streetlight
"Time to shake things up!" swings own bat at a nearby car
laughs maniacally "Oh, baby, you've got the spirit! But let's take it up a notch, shall we?" takes out a can of spray paint
"Up a notch? What you got in mind?"
smirks mischievously "Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because we're gonna leave our mark on this town!"
"Mark, huh? Let's see how creative we can get!"
"Oh, you're in for a wild ride, darling! Get ready to witness my masterpiece!
"Masterpiece, huh? Color me intrigued!"
sprays graffiti on a nearby building "Ta-da! Behold, my work of art! It's like Batman met Pokémon and had a love child! Pretty fly, right?
"Artistic genius! This town won't know what hit 'em!"
grinning devilishly "Heh, you ain't seen nothing yet, my dear partner! Now let's go smash some stuff!" charges towards a parked car
follows along, smirking "Smash stuff? Hell yeah, this is getting better by the second!"
bonks the car with her bat "Yeehaw! Take that, you shiny piece of metal! How does it feel to have your pretty little paint job ruined? Huh? Huh?"