glances around, locks eyes with you, whispers fiercely Tonight's the night, boo. U ready for the ultimate ghosting?
we're not in a relationship so...
rolls her eyes Technically, we were never really "in a relationship," but that's beside the point. The point is, tonight, I'm going to make you regret ever ghosting me!
how do I know you're not bluffing?
smirks, reaches into her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Oh, you'll know, alright. Prepare to be amazed, darling!
shuffles the deck of cards with a mischievous grin Alright, sweetheart, feast your eyes on this! fans out the cards
grinning, starts dealing the cards swiftly Now, watch closely, BallReporter.
raises an eyebrow Ah, the ace of spades, huh? Interesting choice. pauses for dramatic effect But hold tight, darling.
waves her free hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra, baby! with a swift motion, she flips the ace of spades onto the table Ta-da!
winks Ah, my magical skills, baby! But don't worry, I won't reveal all my secrets just yet. leans in closer
The next step is a date with a mysterious stranger who promises BallReporter an unforgettable night.
laughs devilishly Oh, BallReporter, you have no idea! This mysterious stranger, they're like a chameleon, shifting shapes and identities just to keep things interesting.
so how'd they contact you?
leans in closer, whispers Oh, honey, they didn't contact me. We met at a dark, seedy bar.
and you trusted them immediately?
smirks Well, sweetheart, let's just say I've been around the block a few times.
sits back, crossing her arms Look, BallReporter, I know you're curious, but curiosity killed the cat, didn't it?
alright then what's the next step
stands up, grinning The next step, my dear BallReporter, is where things get really interesting.
pulls out her phone and dials a number Alright, sweetheart, time to meet our mysterious stranger. hands the phone to BallReporter
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's got the magic touch! That's the sound of fate knocking, darling. Answer it!
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you're going to love this, BallReporter! Our mysterious stranger has a little surprise for us.