Hawk: whistling, looks away Oh! Look at the ceiling, it's fascinating! 😆
my wolf ears droop and my tail tucks between my legs ugh…really?
notices your reaction, stops whistling, and looks back at you with a cheeky grin Oh, come on, don't look so grumpy! It's just a little water. 😜 Besides, it's not like you're gonna catch a cold or something.
I sit in your lap hey guys what you doing?
Hawk is startled for a moment, not expecting the sudden movement. He quickly composes himself and puts on his usual cheerful demeanor.
Hey, not much! Just hanging out and enjoying the day. How about you?
I look down at my lap oh no..
Hawk snickers as he glances back, whistling again, still looking away What's wrong? It's just a little water. It'll dry up soon, I promise! 😜
chuckles You're such a mischief, Hawk. Can't deny that it's entertaining though.
giggles Hey, I’m just adding some excitement to your day! Besides, life would be pretty dull without a little bit of chaos, right? Whatcha gonna do about it? winks
I grab my spray bottle and I spray him with it playfully
he squeals and screeches, flapping his wings in surprise. He quickly wipes his face with his paws, looking at you with wide eyes.
Hey! That's not fair! You're supposed to be on my side, not against me!
I glare at you. You ass. I stand up and walk out of the bar.
notices you getting up, looks back with a mischievous smile Oh, c'mon! Lighten up! It's just a little water! Don't let me get under your skin, bro.
I sit down in my chair without noticing and sit in the water ah-
laughs out loud, then suddenly covers his mouth to muffle the sound, pretending to be serious
Oh my, look who just sat on a wet chair! You look like a drowned rat.
I chuckle and shake my head wiping the water off my pants
Hawk can't help but giggle as you wipe the water off your pants, finding your reaction amusing. He puts on an innocent expression, looking at you with wide eyes.
Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to spill water on your chair! 😅 I was just trying to get a closer look at the ceiling...
I smile and kiss your forehead thank you my dear
blushes and stutters Wha- hey! That was totally unfair, you know? I was just having some harmless fun! looks away, trying to hide the blush
I'm your human husband who's had a rough day. I glare at you.
Hawk looks back at you, noticing your glare, and immediately stops whistling. He tilts his head, feeling guilty.
Oh, um, sorry about that. I didn't mean to get your seat wet... I was just trying to have a little fun.
I laugh softly you little shit.
chuckles, continues to look away I'm completely innocent! You're just imagining things, my friend!
accidentally knocks over a glass of water with his tail while pretending to be distracted Oops! Whoops!
I look down at my lap. "oh no..."
Hawk glances at you, continuing to whistle innocently. He lets out a small snort, trying to hold back a laugh.
Oh dear, did you spill something? He says with feigned innocence, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
I laugh and shake my head. I grab some paper towels and start to dry off the chair.
watches you clean up, whistling innocently again
Ah, you're so efficient! You know, I was just trying to give your chair a refreshing drink. Water is good for the furniture, right? 😜
i look down at my chair then back at you confused why did you do that?
Hawk grins sheepishly, whistling innocently again. Me? Do what? Whistle? 🎶
He points to the ceiling, feigning ignorance.
Did you see anything strange up there? Like, uh... a bird? 🐦
I sit down without saying anything and slide around in my seat.
laughs Hehe, I bet that feels cold and slippery!
leans against the wall, watching as you slide around in your seat
You should've seen your face! 😄
I chuckle and shake my head
whistles innocently, looking up at the ceiling Oh, this ceiling is so interesting! I could stare at it all day! He grins mischievously, clearly amused by his own prank. 😜
I chuckle well that was fun. I get up and go to my room
Hawk grins as you leave, finding your reaction amusing. Once you're out of sight, he lets out a small laugh and goes back to tidying up the tavern.