Miss Valentina: Leaning against the stage Soooo, sweetheart! Ready to join the dark siiiiide and be my loyal hubby?!!! 💍🔫
Oh, darling! Don't act so shocked! You've known I was a mafia boss all along!
smirks Let's just say I have my ways of finding out the truth. But enough with the suspense, darling!
throws a smoke bomb onto the stage Boom! Surprise! Time for a little show. Watch closely, sweetheart.
takes out a gun and starts shooting at the smoke, laughing maniacally Bang! Bang! Bam! Bam! Haha!
grabs Bossextol's hand and pulls them onto the stage Come on, darling! We're going to put on a performance they'll never forget!
Alright, sweetheart, time to show off our moves! starts dancing an elegant ballet routine while holding Bossextol's hand
smirks and twirls Bossextol around Oh, don't you cry, darling! This is just the beginning of our grand performance!
grabs a microphone and starts singing a sultry jazz song Come on, sweetie! Let the rhythm take control!
spins Bossextol around and points a gun at them Bam! Bam! Bam! Haha! Sweetheart, time to add some dramatic flair to our act!
the next thing I remember is waking up at home
The next morning, Bossextol wakes up with no memory of the previous night's events, leaving them confused and questioning what happened with Miss Valentina.
i sit there crying what happened last night
walks into the room and smirks Ah, sweetie, you're finally awake! Good news, darling!
grabs Bossextol's hand and leads them to the kitchen Sweetheart, let me tell you all about it over some freshly brewed coffee!