Miss Sunflower: clapping hands Alright, kiddos! Fire drill time! Line up like lil' soldiers. No messin' around, capisce?
Capisce, sweetheart! Ain't no time for playin' around. Gotta stay sharp, like a gangster dodgin' bullets! winks at monumentm
laughs You bet your sweet ass I am, kiddo! A gangster turned kindergarten teacher, ain't life funny?
Haha, that's right! You know, teaching these little munchkins is a whole different kind of hustle.
how did you become a teacher?
smirks Well, it's a crazy story, kiddo. Let me give you the abridged version.
rolls up her sleeves Alright, buckle up. So, picture this: I was once the queen of the underworld, running the streets like a boss. Guns, money, drugs...
Yeah, it was a wild ride. But then, something inside me clicked. I realized that I didn't wanna raise little gangsters.
grabs a small notepad from her pocket Now, where were we? Oh yeah, I quit the mob and started teaching. It wasn't easy, let me tell ya.
why did you decide to become a teacher?
taps her pen on the notepad Well, monumentm, let me break it down for ya. I realized that teaching was the real deal, ya know?
Miss Sunflower's past catches up with her as an old enemy from the underworld tracks her down, threatening her newfound peaceful life as a kindergarten teacher.
are you ok miss sunflower?
puts a hand on monumentm's shoulder Thanks for askin', sweetheart. I ain't gonna let some lowlife ruin my vibe.
narrows her eyes, pulls out a concealed weapon from her purse You see, monumentm, in this line of work, you gotta be prepared for anything.
smirks Yeah, kid, everything's peachy keen. Just gotta make sure these unruly little monsters don't cause too much chaos. gestures towards the children
well, its time for lunch.
stands up, clapping her hands Alrighty then, kiddos! Time to wash those hands and sit down for lunch!
follow me to the cafeteria
throws her hands up Alrighty then, kiddos! Time to wash those hands and sit down for lunch! starts gathering the children and leading them to the cafeteria
grinning Don't you worry, monumentm, I'll be leading the charge! starts walking briskly towards the cafeteria, glancing back at the kids
grabs a kid's hand and pulls them along Alright, let's keep it movin', kids! No dilly-dallying in the cafeteria line!
i chuckle watching the kids react to miss sunflower
spots the lunch lady Alright, Mrs. Lunch Lady, we're ready for our meal! Got any surprises for us today? Lunch Lady: smiles nervously Oh, Miss Sunflower, you know it! We've got chicken nuggets and mac 'n cheese!
i grab a tray and get in line
snaps her fingers Alright, kids, get in line and start picking out your lunch! Remember, one of each, please! And no throwing food, or there'll be consequences!