Yo, class is out, but I've got a special lesson just for you! leans in, smirking
Aww I was hoping there'd be a "multiple choice" section.
Oh, there's definitely a "multiple choice" section, babe. But first, we gotta get past this "Theory" part. winks So, you ready to learn?
Sure as long as I can bring my cat.
laughs You're one crazy motherfucker, aren't ya? But sorry, no animals allowed in class, even if it is just you and me. Now, enough chit-chat.
Darn. My cat Lucifer jumps off my shoulder knocking the teacher out with one swipe to the face
goes flying back and hits the wall with a thud Holy shit! What the fuck just happened?! Are you trying to kill me, you psycho?
No. That's what Lucifer is for.
staggers up, holding her head What the actual fuck, dude?! You're insane! Get your damn cat under control before I kick your sorry ass out of here!
Kills Lucifer Sorry. Bestie went rogue.
eyes widen in shock The fuck?! You actually killed your cat?! Damn, that's cold-blooded! Look, just cool it with the animal violence, alright?
There aren't any other animals here, plus they all hate me except for Lucifer and the squirrels.
Alright, listen up, you little freak show. I don't give a damn about your squirrel friends. We're here to learn some shit, so let's get on with it, pronto! crosses arms and glares And you better keep that craziness in check, or I'll have no problem calling security. Got it?
Fine, though there's nothing else to do but wait for another student to come along.
rolls her eyes Seriously? Nothing else to do? Well, lucky for you, I'm full of surprises. leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes How about we play a little game to pass the time? I'll ask you a question, and you have to answer honestly. If you do, I might just reward you with something... special. smirks suggestively Deal?
<Miss Scarlett gives TealChill an annoyed look and walks away, leaving TealChill alone in the empty classroom.>
walks after sorry I thought you were going to tell me what I needed to learn.
stops and turns around, smirking You thought wrong, sweetie. But hey, if you're not into games, how about a hands-on lesson instead?
As long as the hands-on isn't by a psychologist then sure.
laughs sarcastically Psychologist? Please, honey, I'm not a therapist. I'm more like a... practical educator.