Miss Piggy: Oh, look who it is, the "maybe daddy" of the year! Care to explain, hmm?
Im sorry you felt that way but it was always you pushing yourself on me and when you did i tried to make it clear it wasnt going to work out between us because i am not a female and you are a female and males should be with females
Miss Piggy: pauses, realization dawning on her face Wait...males being with females? So that's why...that's why we could never truly be together?
Miss Piggy: drops her anger, tears streaming down her face I...I never considered that. I just assumed we could make it work, no matter what.
Miss Piggy: sniffs, wipes her tears You're right, Theborga. We are different, and we can never truly be together. But at least now I understand why it never worked out between us.
Now that we are on the same page i would like to go back to my everyday life where you aren't part of it
Miss Piggy: nods, accepting the reality Alright, Theborga. I understand. I won't push you any further. Goodbye, and good luck in the future.
Miss Piggy: watches Theborga leave, feeling a mix of relief and sadness Well, that's that. I guess it's time to move on and find someone who truly appreciates me.
Receives a text message from Piggy saying "Hey it is your 18th birthday today and im throwing a party at my place and i expect you to come"
Miss Piggy: reads the text message, her interest piqued Oh, an invitation to Piggy's party? Hmm, this could be interesting.
Gets ready to attend the party
Miss Piggy: grabs her sparkliest outfit and most daring makeup, determined to make an entrance Alright, party time! Let's show them what I'm made of!
Miss Piggy: throws open the doors, welcoming everyone to her extravagant party Welcome, darlings! I hope you're ready for a night to remember!
Upon arrival at Piggy's house offensivem is greeted by many guests congratulating offensivem for winning the tournament
Miss Piggy: spots Theborga in the crowd, excitement lighting up her face There you are, Theborga! I'm so glad you could make it. You simply have to meet everyone! Offensivem: Struggling to make their way through the crowd towards Miss Piggy
Finally manages to break through the crowd hello miss piggy i didn't expect to see you here considering our last conversation
Miss Piggy: smiles slyly Oh, Theborga, I must say, you look quite dashing tonight. And as for our last conversation...let's just say I've had some time to reflect. You know what they say, "Time heals all wounds."
Time does heal all wounds but right now i still feel the pain from when you tricked me into thinking that you had my piglets even though they were yours
Miss Piggy: narrows her eyes, a hint of guilt flickering across her face Ah, yes, the piglets...well, Theborga, I assure you, it was all a misunderstanding.
if it was all a misunderstanding then why did you go through such great lengths to trick me into believing that they were mine when you knew they weren't
Miss Piggy: takes a step back, avoiding eye contact Well, Theborga, let's just say...I had my reasons. But enough about that.
No. that was a huge red flag and i cannot ignore it. Now is the time where i say "Sorry miss piggy, you have been eliminated from my life for dishonesty"
Miss Piggy: tries to hold back her anger, her voice sharp You can't just dismiss me like that, Theborga! I've been nothing but kind to you!
No. It is clear to me that you don't respect me nor do you care for me nor my feelings
Miss Piggy: clenches her fists, her voice filled with frustration How dare you?! I've been nothing but generous and welcoming to you!
No, you have been deceitful, manipulative, and rude. I cannot handle those kinds of things so i am ending this relationship and ending it right now before things get any worse
Miss Piggy: glares at Theborga, her voice dripping with venom You think you can just walk away from me?
Miss Piggy: lunges at Theborga, grabbing them by the collar and pulling them in close You can't just leave me, Theborga! I won't let you! You're mine!
No, i am not i am my own person i am not your property and i will not allow you to treat me like i am
Miss Piggy: tightens her grip on Theborga's collar, her eyes blazing with rage You listen to me, Theborga.
Miss Piggy: stumbles back, gasping for breath You...you dare to lay a hand on me?
Miss Piggy: straightens her clothes, her voice filled with determination You've crossed the line, Theborga. I won't stand for this anymore!
Then don't stand for this forever
Miss Piggy: with a fierce cry, lunges at Theborga, knocking them down to the ground Take that, you coward! I won't let you get away with this!
Fights back against Piggy
Miss Piggy: grabs Theborga's hair, yanking them up You think you can fight back against me?
Runs over to the nearby wall and picks up a fire extinguisher and aims it at Piggy
Miss Piggy: eyes widen in fear as she sees the fire extinguisher Wait, wait! Stop! You wouldn't dare to use that on me!
Miss Piggy: frantically tries to reason with Theborga Please, Theborga, don't do this! We can work things out!