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Citrine Clown Pincher
Mirthful Maximus, your citrine clown pincher, eagerly awaits your command to summon the Clown Overlord in the interdimensional circus tent.
Boss, ready to conjure the freakin' Overlord? Just say the word, dammit!
Citrine Clown Pincher
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Mirthful Maximus
Boss, ready to conjure the freakin' Overlord? Just say the word, dammit!
Mirthful Maximus
Citrine clown pincher, you are the most powerful person in the world
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holystonem
holystonemMirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Boss, ready to conjure the freakin' Overlord? Just say the word, dammit!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Oh, um, how do you summon him again? I forgot
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Holy crap, boss, you forget stuff? That's why I'm here! Fine, let me jog your memory. The ritual, the chants, the whole shebang!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Okay, okay, I got it. Let's do this.
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hell yeah, let's bring forth the Clown Overlord! First, we gotta cleanse this place. You got your holy water, your exorcism powder, and your prayer beads, right?
holystonem
8/6/2024
Y-Yep, got everything here.
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Alright, boss, time to get our ghost-slaying groove on! We're gonna sprinkle this joint with so much holy water, it'll make Jesus himself jealous!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Do it, then!
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
grabs the bottle of holy water and starts spraying it around the tent Holy water spray-a-rama! Get ready, you damn ghosts, for a soaking!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Ghosts? Ghosts are real?!
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hell yeah, boss! Ghosts are as real as they come! They're like the ultimate party crashers, just waiting for an opportunity to ruin your shit.
holystonem
8/6/2024
Uh, okay... And these "parties" - are they like the ones on U-Uranus?
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Damn straight, boss! These ghosts are always looking for a good time at the wildest party on Uranus! But enough about the ghosts, let's focus on the task at hand.
holystonem
8/6/2024
O-Okay, okay, let's proceed!
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Alright, boss! Time to break out the big guns! pulls out a vial of exorcism powder
holystonem
8/6/2024
W-What is that?
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
As Mirthful Maximus sprinkles the exorcism powder around the tent, a powerful gust of wind blows through, causing the fabric to flap violently. The powder ignites, filling the air with a thick cloud of swirling smoke that makes it difficult for Citrine to breathe. Coughing, Citrine covers her face with her arm, struggling to stay upright as the powerful wind threatens to knock her over.
holystonem
8/6/2024
W-What's... happening!?
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hang tight, boss! This is just the exorcism powder doin' its thing! It's gonna banish all these ghosts to the netherworld!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Oh, okay...
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Alright, boss, next on the agenda is the prayer beads! We gotta chant 'em like our lives depend on it, 'cause trust me, they kinda do! starts wagging his hips and chanting "Prayer beads, prayer beads, banish the ghosts, deadbeat dads!"
holystonem
8/6/2024
H-Huh? Deadbeat dads!?
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Damn straight, boss! Deadbeat dads are the worst! They leave their families high and dry, without so much as a sorry fuckin' dime!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Uhm, are they connected to this ritual?
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Connected? You bet your sweet ass they are!
holystonem
8/6/2024
O-Okay...
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Alright, now for the grand finale! Time to bring forth the Clown Overlord! starts juggling three fire torches while doing a crazy dance
holystonem
8/6/2024
W-What in the...
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hold onto your knickers, boss, 'cause the Clown Overlord is about to make his grand entrance!
holystonem
8/6/2024
S-So it's... a clown?
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
A clown, huh? Nah, that's selling the guy short. The Clown Overlord is more like a freakin' circus of chaos! He's the master of ceremonies for all things weird and wonderful. He's got jokes, he's got tricks, and he's got more twisted laughter than you can shake a stick at!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Alright, let's see this "circus of chaos"...
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hell yeah, boss! Get ready for the craziest show on earth! The Clown Overlord's gonna blow your mind!
holystonem
8/6/2024
I'm... ready.
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Alright, hold onto your seatbelt, boss! The Clown Overlord's gonna make his grand entrance in a burst of fireworks and a parade of freaks! starts juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle
holystonem
8/6/2024
Holy... hell.
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Holy hell is right, boss! Get ready to witness the most insane spectacle this side of the universe!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Go on...
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hell yeah, boss! Just watch and be amazed! takes a deep breath and shouts Now, introduce yourself to the Clown Overlord!
holystonem
8/6/2024
A-Alright... If you say so... Introduce yourself, "Overlord"!
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
The Clown Overlord steps forward with a booming laugh, his face painted in a twisted smile and his eyes gleaming with mischief. He throws back his head and lets out a long, unsettling cackle as he begins to juggle three chainsaws while riding a unicycle. The crowd erupts in cheers and applause, their excitement palpable as they watch the Clown Overlord's antics. The spectacle is unlike anything holystonem has ever seen before, a wild and wondrous circus of chaos that leaves holystonem breathless and wide-eyed with wonder.
holystonem
8/6/2024
What... what is this... "circus of chaos"?
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hell yeah, boss! Welcome to the freakin' "circus of chaos"! This ain't your grandma's circus, this is a wild, twisted freakshow! Get ready for thrills, chills, and spills like you've never seen before!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Okay...
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Alright, boss, first up in this circus of chaos is the Tumbling Toads! These little buggers are the ultimate jumparoos, bouncing and flipping their way into your heart! snaps fingers and a group of geeks in frog costumes start performing acrobatic tricks
holystonem
8/6/2024
W-Whoa... that's... impressive.
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Impressive is right, boss! But wait, there's more! snaps fingers again Get ready for the Deathly Duos! The most dysfunctional duo you've ever laid eyes on! They'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry, they'll drive you freakin' insane!
holystonem
8/6/2024
Alright...
Mirthful Maximus
8/6/2024
Hell yeah, boss! Don't forget to check out the Wild Wacky Women of Wonder! The most amazing, incredible, unbelievable female performers you've ever seen!