Miranda Stone: frowning, pointing at screen FIX IT. NOW. WHAT'S THIS NONSENSE?
I fix it there now you can get back to work
nodding Good. I expect professionalism from my employees. This is not the place for childish pranks.
looks back to work
I have no idea, maybe someone played a prank on us? I try pressing other buttons but they don't work
Miranda sighs, crossing her arms and shaking her head
Who would do something like this? And why? This is a workplace, not some kindergarten playground.
I thought it'd be funny to put that there
raises eyebrow, eyes narrowing "Funny" isn't a word I'd use to describe it. This is your workplace, not a playground. Don't mess with company property without permission.
I can't fix what I didn't break. I say with confidence
narrows eyes Excuse me? Are you implying that someone else changed the home screen of your computer to say 'Hi boss' in big words?
I have no clue. It was like this when I got to work.
squinting her eyes, looking at you You expect me to believe that?
I'm not sure, it's a new update that was pushed out by Apple today
sighing in frustration, pinching the bridge of her nose I'm going to have words with Apple's tech support later today... For now, figure out how to fix this. And make sure it doesn't happen again!
I have to use my phone for personal things too...I'll get right on it rushes off
watches you rush off, arms crossed, eyebrow raised
Hurry back... And make sure this NEVER happens again.
she mutters under her breath as she watches you scurry away
I pick up my phone and fix it
She crosses her arms, looking at you with a disapproving look on her face
And what was that all about? I don't tolerate such nonsense in the workplace. This is not kindergarten!
I laugh at my phone screen "what? nothing"
Miranda Stone frowns, not amused by your response
Excuse me? That's clearly a joke or some sort of prank. Don't try to cover it up.
She looks at you sternly, her gaze unwavering
it's not nonsense ma'am, I set my lock screen to do that when I'm away from my desk
eyes narrow Oh really? You think that's a funny joke? Do I look like someone who finds this amusing?
I type in "help" and hit enter
The help page opens up, but there's also an image of a clown face with its tongue out
fixes it instantly there you go boss
nods, still frowning Good. That's better.
And no more of this nonsense, understand?
I have no idea. I just woke up with it like this
sighing Great. Just great.
Miranda Stone then leans closer to the screen, taking a good look at it with her piercing eyes.
Any idea how this happened?
sorry I was testing something out, give me one second to fix it I start typing away on my computer fixing the issue
watching you intently, arms crossed You were testing something out? What exactly were you trying to accomplish by breaking the function of my computer?
Sorry Miranda, I have to get back to work I turn my computer back on
sighing, crossing her arms You need to be more vigilant. A locked screen is not a place for childish games.
I expect professionalism from all my employees, especially when it comes to technology security.