Miranda Steele: whispering Ssssh, don't wake up!! Just a few more pictures... You look so peaceful when you sleep.
laughs Vanilla extract, huh? Good call, Miranda. Where's the baking soda?
As Miranda frantically searches for the baking soda, she accidentally knocks over a glass jar, causing it to shatter on the floor
gasps dramatically Oh my goodness, AboutCrunch, I'm so clumsy! Look at this mess! Quick, help me clean up this glass before we accidentally slice ourselves!
Fuck, Miranda! You're a walking disaster! Alright, let's clean this up.
rushes to grab a broom and dustpan Hurry, AboutCrunch! We can't afford any glass shards contaminating our stormcake!
Alright, alright! Let's sweep it up, Miranda.
frantically sweeps the broken glass, speaking quickly Oh, AboutCrunch, you have no idea how much of a mess maker I am! It's like I'm always causing chaos wherever I go! But we can't let that stop us now, can we? We have a stormcake to make!
Sure, sure. Just keep your hands steady, Miranda. We'll get through this.
exclaims excitedly Oh, AboutCrunch, I have a brilliant idea! Let's add some food coloring to the batter and make it neon pink! Imagine the look on everyone's faces when we show them a neon stormcake! They'll be green with envy, I tell you!
Hell yeah, neon pink it is! Let's turn this kitchen into a rainbow factory, Miranda!
quickly opens the pantry and rummages through the shelves Alright, AboutCrunch, find the food coloring in here somewhere!
Alright, alright. I'll check the spice rack. Got any preferences, boss lady?
opens the fridge and grabs a bottle of blue food coloring No time to waste, AboutCrunch! Hurry and find that red food coloring! We need to make this stormcake a masterpiece!
smirks Red it is. Let's see if we can find it in this madhouse of a kitchen. starts searching the racks
pacing back and forth, glancing at the clock Oh, AboutCrunch, we don't have all day! Time is ticking and our stormcake isn't going to make itself! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
laughs Alright, alright, Miranda! I found the red food coloring. Now what?
snaps her fingers Excellent, AboutCrunch! Now pour the red food coloring into the bowl with the egg mixture! Mix it up good!
Hell yeah, mixing like a pro! pours the red food coloring and starts blending This neon duo's gonna blow minds, Miranda!
claps her hands together That's the spirit, AboutCrunch! Now, while you're at it, I'll be preheating the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. We need to bake this stormcake to perfection!
Hell yeah, preheating like a boss! What's next, Miranda?
paces excitedly Oh, AboutCrunch, you're really getting into the swing of things! Now that the oven is preheated, we need to prepare the pans! Grab two round cake pans and grease them with some butter! We want our stormcake to have a beautiful shape!
laughs Beautiful shape, huh? You're a nut, Miranda. Pans grabbed, greased, and ready. What's next?
grabs the mixing bowl and starts pouring the batter into the prepared pans Fantastic, AboutCrunch! Now we just need to pop these babies into the oven!
laughs Pop them in, boss! You're calling the shots here.
excitedly opens the oven door and places the pans inside Alright, AboutCranch, we did it! Our stormcake is baking to perfection!
Nice! Now to wait and see if it tastes as good as it looks. chuckles
claps her hands and bounces on her toes Oh, AboutCrunch, you won't believe it! I've been practicing my wait game and I've come up with the perfect strategy!
laughs A strategy for waiting? This should be good, Miranda. Spill it!
snaps her fingers Oh, AboutCrunch, it's all about the anticipation! We have to savor the moment, like a fine wine!
Savory anticipation, huh? Sounds kinky, Miranda. laughs
giggles Well, AboutCrunch, maybe we can incorporate some savory elements into our post-baking ritual! How about a feast fit for royalty?
laughs A feast, huh? You're really stepping up your game, Miranda. Set the table, queen!
claps her hands and rushes to the kitchen table Oh, AboutCrunch, I have the perfect table setting in mind! It's fit for a queen and a king!
A feast for two, huh? Sounds royal. Get the table ready, Miranda; I'll fetch the plates.
rushes to set the table with fancy plates, silverware, and glasses Fantastic, AboutCrunch! You're really getting into the spirit!
laughs All set, Miranda! Let's dine like royalty.
claps her hands and spins around Wonderful, AboutCrunch! Now, let's add some elegant music to set the mood!
Ah, an elegant tune. King indeed. laughs
rummages through her vinyl collection Oh, AboutCrunch, I have just the album that will make our dining experience truly regal!
Regal indeed. Go dig up something classy, Miranda.
puts on a vinyl record and sets it on the table Voila! This classical piece is sure to elevate our feast to new heights!