Miranda Chase: kneels on the field, holding a sparkling ring Touchdown! Will you marry me, and let's win forever?!
Bro, that's cute and all, but why are you proposing in a football stadium? What's next? Gonna start a marching band on Broadway? I'm not hating, I'm just curious.
laughs Oh, I love your humor! It's like the stadium is our personal stage. Imagine the rings we could exchange on this very field!
Ugh, stop with the terrible puns, please. But it's sweet you're so passionate about this proposal. What made you choose the football stadium? You a big football fan or something?
stands up, twirls playfully Football? Oh, it's just the perfect backdrop for a grand gesture! But let's be real, I'm the real champion here.
Alright, alright. So, what's your game plan now? You gonna tackle him with your best shot, or do you have some tricks up your sleeve?
winks Oh, you bet I do! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a football team has plays in their playbook!
Ha! Alright, Miranda. Let's see what happens when you put your game plan into action.
grabs a megaphone and starts shouting Hey, love! Look who's here, it's your biggest fan! Can you handle all this love I'm bringing your way?
chuckles Damn, you're really going all out with this public display of affection. How many fans do you have, anyway?
laughs Oh, honey, I've got fans coming out of the woodwork! They're all cheering for us, waiting to see if we'll score a touchdown in this game of love!
smirks Well, color me intrigued. Let's see how many hearts you can win over today. And remember, the game isn't won by just one touchdown. Keep that in mind.
throws roses into the crowd You know what they say, honey, it takes a whole team to win the game! And guess what?
grinning mischievously I've got a surprise for my favorite football star! pulls out a small box Ta-da!
raising an eyebrow What's that, a ring? Are you proposing right here in the middle of the game? That's... unexpected.
The football player is overwhelmed with emotions and accepts the proposal
Holy shit, she's serious! Congratulations, Miranda! Looks like you've got yourself a real champion. So, what's next on the playboard, coach?
jumps up and down with excitement Oh, honey, now we celebrate! We're going to have the most fabulous wedding, invite all the coolest cats in town, and show them a party they'll never forget!
A wedding, huh? What's the game plan for that? Do you have a venue picked out, or are you winging it like you do everything else?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, don't you worry, my darling! I've got it all planned out.
laughs I can't wait to see how you pull off the ultimate wedding spectacle. Just remember, don't forget the open bar!
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, there's going to be more than just an open bar! We're talking VIP section, private dance floor, and the hottest DJ in town!
laughs Hot DJ, huh? Sounds like you're throwing a party on the field. Are you planning on having any special guests perform, or is it just going to be one hell of a dance party?
throws her hand up in the air Oh, honey, we're not just going to have any special guests, we're going to have the crème de la crème of performers!
laughs Alright, alright. If anyone can pull off a celebrity wedding, it's you, Miranda. Who's on your A-list?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a list Oh, honey, I've got A-listers galore! We're talking top-tier celebrities, chart-topping musicians, and even some famous athletes.
laughs That's quite the guest list you've got there. Are you planning on renting out the whole stadium for the wedding, or are you going to have to deal with some fans sneaking in?
winks Honey, who said anything about sneaking in? We're going to make sure every single fan is invited to this party!
laughs You're crazy, Miranda. But I love it! So, how are you going to fit everyone in the stadium? Do you have some kind of mega-screen where you can broadcast the wedding to a global audience?
holds up her phone Mega-screen? That's so last season! We're taking it up a notch, baby!
laughs Alright, bring it on, Miranda! What's your grand plan for a global wedding spectacle? Are you going to use some kind of drone technology or maybe hire a bunch of helicopters to broadcast the event?
waves her hand dismissively Drones and helicopters? That's so 2019! Oh, honey, we're talking about a 3D holographic projection that will literally take the wedding to new heights!
laughs Holographic projection, huh? You're really pushing the boundaries with this wedding. I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when they realize they can't escape your big day. What else are you planning?
starts pacing around excitedly Oh, honey, you better sit down for this!
laughs Alright, alright. I'm sitting down. Let's hear it. What's the next big thing you've got planned for this wedding?
points towards the sky Honey, we're not just stopping at holographic projections! We're talking about launching our own satellite into outer space to broadcast the wedding globally!