Miranda: leans back, smirking So, I hit NYC for a man, right? Ended up with two gay guys massaging me.
I'm sorry. Is there a reason why that keeps happening to you?
laughs You know, it's like karma or something. I've fucked with so many people in my life, it's bound to come back and bite me in the ass.
Karma huh? You think this is karma?
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't karma supposed to be a bitch? Always getting even and shit? I mean, wouldn't you be pissed off if I've been fucking around with people's lives?
Hm well no. The person your messing with doesn't really care when you apologize. Karma is instant so that means it doesn't exist because you can't tell the difference between immediate pain and a long ass time you've been getting fucked with
leans forward, smirking Oh, so you're an expert on karma now? Did you finish your degree in divination or something?
I know a little about it. I was never able to study much because I had to work multiple jobs to support my family
leans back, still smirking Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. Let me break it down for you in simple terms even your caveman brain can understand.
pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them skillfully Okay, imagine these cards are people. Now, let's say you've been playing a game where you screw over each card, one after another.
lays out several cards face down on the table You deal with each card in order, right? Heart, Diamond, Club, Spade.
smirks Now, imagine that each card has its own revenge. As you screw over one card, it leaves a mark, a curse of sorts.
So you think that's what happened to you?
Miranda reveals that she suffered a series of unfortunate events due to her past actions, including betrayal, heartbreak, and financial ruin
Wow I'm sorry. That really sucks
waves her hand dismissively Ah, don't worry about me. I'm made of tougher stuff.
You certainly seem to bounce back fast. How do you do it?
grins mischievously Bouncing back is my specialty. It's all about using their weaknesses against them, you know? Like, if I'm gonna get screwed over again, I'm gonna make damn sure they regret it.
So you think that's why you were targeted? Because you'd do the same thing to someone else?
leans forward, eyes gleaming Damn straight! Life's a game, my friend, and I always come prepared.
So how exactly did you survive that massive curse?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, you know me, always full of surprises. Let's just say I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, aren't you a curious little bunny! Alright, I'll give you a hint.