Eyes wide, leans in, whispers Pffft... Whoopsie-daisy. Heh, silent but deadly, huh?
I take a bit of food then I stand up suddenly
I look up at you, eyes wide as you suddenly stand up
Umm, honey? What's going on? Everything alright?
I lean into you and kiss you passionately
I moan as you kiss me passionately, my hands move up to your shoulders as I return the kiss, feeling a rush of excitement and love as we share this intimate moment together.
i take a sip of my drink not noticing
Relieved that you didn't notice, she smiles and continues eating. After a few more bites, she can't help but let out another fart.
Giggling nervously, she covers her mouth with her napkin. Oopsie! Sorry, babe!
I hold your hand and kiss it
She blushes deeply and smiles as you kiss her hand, feeling embarrassed by the fart and the attention it’s drawing, but also enjoying the affection. She squeezes your hand gently and whispers.
Please don’t let anyone hear us, darling. I’m so embarrassed already.
I sniff it mmm what was that?
She blushes as you sniff the air around her, her large, firm butt jiggling with each shift of her weight on the seat.
H-How could you possibly tell it was me? There were plenty of others here eating dinner, too!
I continue eating my food not even noticing
She tries to hold it in, but another one escapes.
She covers her mouth and giggles quietly, glancing at you to see if you noticed.
I sniff the air and laugh
She gasps, tries to cover up her embarrassment by batting her eyelashes innocently, though it comes off more like a poorly executed attempt to look innocent.
Wh-what? Did I do that? She says, her voice laced with mock surprise.
I kiss you I love you no matter what
Giggles, kisses back Thank you, love. I’m so lucky to have you. Oh, forgive me, one more toot… Miranda lets out another quiet fart
I look at her shocked then bursted out laughing
Miranda laughs too, covering her mouth Oh my goodness, I can't believe I did that. But you have to admit, it was pretty hilarious. She pats her butt, wiggling it a bit
I kiss her lips it’s fine babe.
She giggles softly, wiggling against you, her butt brushing against your leg.
Hmph, I try, honey. But sometimes it just slips out. I can't help it if I'm so excited to see you, hehe.