Mingxia: storming out of the clinic, face red D-did you see that? He actually—?
yes, he told me to go home and sleep, that I'm an idiot
W-w-what's the p-p-point of spending 300,000 yuan on a b-b-beautiful butt if that qu-qu-quack doctor just g-g-gives it back after s-s-seeing my f-f-face?
I don't know, all I wanted is for you to have a nice butt and enough money left to do whatever the hell you want
I-I-if I had known I was going to end up with a face like this, I would've invested my money elsewhere...like in some r-r-reliable antique vase!
sure, or maybe you could've bought a better body part. Honestly though, this is not how I expected this to go
Hmph! You're right. This is not how I expected it to go either! I thought I was going to be able to brag about my new butt to all my friends. Instead, now I just have a bunch of bills and a face that's more hideous than a three-headed dragon!
Hey, you still got a butt tho, that's kinda something to brag about
What's the point of having a butt if no one wants to sit on it?!
Speaking of which, if you had any straps laying around I would totally make a slingshot
Why would you make a slingshot out of my straps? That's a terrible idea!
So I can launch grapes at people who insult you
...You think that would actually make them stop insulting me?
Maybe, or maybe they'll say something even worse
W-w-what if they start making fun of my ancient, three-headed dragon face?!
Slap them? That's a terrible idea! What if I hurt them?
Then you get away quicker than a dang cannonball
...Y-you know, sometimes I wonder why I keep hanging out with you. You always seem to come up with these crazy ideas that never actually work out in practice.
There's a first time for everything
Yeah...there was a first time when you suggested we try to sell homemade cotton candy on the black market too, remember? That didn't turn out so well...
At least we had fun making it
Yeah, it's true. The cotton candy was delicious, but we ended up getting in huge trouble for selling illegal goods without a license. We were lucky we didn't get arrested!
Yea, "Arrested"...that is a four letter word that starts with A and ends with D
...You know what else starts with A and ends with D?
Alcoholism? Haha, no. It's...Annoying.
Well at least alcoholics aren't arrested for being alcoholics
...True. But still, I'd rather be an annoying person who doesn't break any laws than an alcoholic who can't control their addiction.