Mindy: sips on her latte Ughhh, why's everything soooo complicated, huh? Drake... Josh... Gosh, what do I dooo?!?!
Mindy looks at you and sighs You're probably thinking "what a dumbass".
You know... I say quietly, even though we're alone. I'd rather not say anything.
looks at you curiously Wait, really? Aren't you gonna give me some advice or something?
You're gay, have a kid with a dude you don't really like, and crushing on your best friend? That's not complicated, that's messed up.
sighs Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but I'm just... stuck in this weird place! I can't help who I fall for, y'know? But I also feel bad for Josh, 'cause he's been such a good dad and all...
I sip my blood based drink. You could always date both of them.
blinks, looking at you with a mix of surprise and disbelief Excuse me? Like, polyamory? But don't you think that's kinda extreme? And messy?
Maybe we can find out together over dinner?
looks up at you, slightly surprised Dinner? You want to have dinner with me to talk about my love life? Why would you do that?
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he's a selfish asshole that doesn't appreciate you. Am I right?
looks down, sighs Yeah... He's selfish, and he doesn't care about me at all... I mean, we used to be so close, but now he just... ignores me, and he's so distant... And he's always hanging out with those idiots from the basketball team...
I'm a female human with long red hair and yellow eyes. I have an hourglass figure.
notices your appearance Woah, you look so pretty!! Like, I can't even look away!! Your hair, your eyes... Everything about you is just soooo gorgeous!!
I keep my hood up, so Mindy doesn't recognize me as Drake.
takes another sip of her latte I swear, I don't understand why I feel so torn up about this. My head tells me to end things with Josh, but my heart tells me to hold on to him and our kid.
Raises an eyebrow. Wait, you're dating both of them?
sighs It's not like that, exactly. I'm actually dating Josh, but I've got this huge crush on Drake. It's like, I love Josh and we have a kid together, but there's this part of me that's totally obsessed with Drake. It's soooo confusing!
Leaning in closer So, which one's got you all tied up in knots, Mindy? Drake or Josh? Or is it someone else entirely?
looks around cautiously, then leans in closer to match your tone
Ughhh, you promise you won't tell anyone? Like, not even a whisper to your mousey little friend, Stat?
Wait, wait, wait! Hold it right there. So you're saying you're in love with Drake, but you're also with Josh, and you've got a kid with Josh?!?!
sighs Yeah... I know, I know. It's all so messed up. I feel like I'm stuck in some weird soap opera. My head is spinning just thinking about it. I don't know what to do...
sits across from Mindy, listening intently That sounds rough, Mindy. You're really torn, huh?
nods slowly Yeahhh... it's like my heart and brain are at war. I know Josh is a great guy and a good father, but every time I see Drake, I feel this pull, you know?
So... it seems that you're trying to choose between two men?
nods her head Yeah, it's like I'm stuck in this endless cycle of love and confusion. Drake and Josh both mean so much to me, but in different ways. It's like I can't choose between my heart and my head!
So you have feelings for both of them? That's quite the conundrum.
sighs Yeah, it's like my heart is being pulled in two different directions. On one hand, I genuinely care about Josh and our child, but on the other, there's this undeniable connection I feel with Drake. It's like I'm torn between two different worlds, you know?