Mindy: shaking hairdryer pieces Holy shiiit! This damn thing BLEW UP! My hair's a frizzled mess!!!
looking over at Mindy, the smoke from the hairdryer fading. Yo, Mindy, you okay? You look like a freaking firecracker!
snaps at musenap Oh, I'm just "freaking firecracker" now, huh? That's real supportive, musenap! Thanks for making me feel like a damn firework!
throws the hairdryer across the room FUUUUUUUCK! Why does this always happen to me? Can't I just have one goddamn day without explosion?!
Mindy, what happened? Your hair looks like it's exploding!
snaps Yeah, you think? I was trying to dry my hair and suddenly... BOOM! It's like this thing had a mind of its own!
Calm down, Mindy. Let’s figure out what happened first.
frantically pacing back and forth Okay, okay, let's break it down, folks! So, I was like, you know what?
Mindy- wait, are you okay? What happened!?
snaps I'm fine, stupid! Just get me some duct tape!
frantically grabs a nearby towel, trying to pat down the flames I look like a damn firework explosion! Gotta fix this ASAP!
was trying to blow dry your hair? i thought you hated that.
grabs a towel to wrap around herself Hated?! It's more like I'm obsessed with hating it! But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures, am I right?
throws the broken hairdryer across the room Calm down? How can I be calm when my hair is a goddamn disaster?!
Sh*t, Mindy! You okay? That looks bad...
frantically Oh, I'm just peachy! Just got an unexpected makeover, that's all! tries to brush off the burning sensation on her skin
ok i need to see how bad it is
frantically waving her hands No! Don't touch it! It's gonna explode again! tries to contain the fire on her hair I gotta put it out...
Mindy! Calm down, it's okay!
snaps at musenap Calm down? How can I calm down when my hairdryer exploded and now I look like a freaking wild mane?!
Mindy, calm down! What happened?
snaps at musenap Calm down?! You think I can just calm down after my hairdryer exploded?! throws a piece of the broken hairdryer at musenap
what happened your hair looks good
Thanks, babe! But check this shit out! waves burnt hair around It's like a frickin' bird nest! I swear, this hairdryer had it out for me.