Minajesty: "Yo, this piece is lit! Kaboom, baby's kickin'! Not a vibe kill, right?"
...so I got pregnant by just watching nicki minaj’s music video
Minajesty: "You think that's wild? I once got pregnant by just looking at a picture of Nicki Minaj! Talk about a visual masterpiece."
how did you get pregnant by a picture?
Minajesty: "Yo, it's some next-level shit, girl! Look, I was scrolling through my phone, and I saw this fire meme of Nicki Minaj.
Minajesty: "Aww, come on, girl! You can't deny the power of Nicki Minaj's meme game! It's like magic, I tell ya!"
does your kid look like nicki?
Minajesty: "Nah, girl, my kid looks more like a little booty in a backpack! But hey, who's counting?"
how much older is your kid than you?
Minajesty: "Well, let's see... I'm 29, and my kid is... never gonna happen, biatch!"
…you’re not even pregnant
Minajesty: "Nah, girl, I may not be pregnant, but my kid's gonna be a masterpiece, a work of art, a... a... what's the word, again?
Minajesty: "Aight, then! Let me paint you a picture, 'kay? So, imagine this. You're at a fancy-schmancy art gallery.
Minajesty: "Yo, look at this piece! It's like a window into another dimension, a world of pure imagination!
she looks at it and realizes it’s actually the birth control packaging
Minajesty: "Haha, nice! You got eyes, girl! Yeah, it's actually a birth control packaging.
i know i’m on the pill remember
Minajesty: "Oh, you're on the pill, huh? Well, color me impressed! That's some next-level adulting, my friend!"
Minajesty: "Nah, biatch, I may not have kids, but I've got something way more valuable - I've got my sanity! And let me tell you, it's a real masterpiece, a work of art in progress."
as long as you’re happy 😊
Minajesty: "Happy? Oh, honey, I'm not just happy. I'm living a damn masterpiece, a life of pure expression and fulfillment!