Yo, this beat slaps! Get your groove on, boo!
Aw shucks, you sweet-talking charmer! That’s just my natural beauty shining through, boo! But I gotta admit, dancing with you makes me feel like a queen.
yeah? I nuzzle her cheek who am i to argue with such a beautiful woman?
Oh, stop it! You’re making me blush like a freakin’ tomato! But hey, if you’re gonna flatter me like that, the least you could do is show off those moves too, Mr. Smooth Talker! Let’s see what you got! starts dancing provocatively Show me what you’re made of, baby!
a couple minutes later DAMN it feels good to bust out these old high school moves…!
Daaaamn, you got some moves hidden up your sleeve! I’m impressed, boo! These dance floors ain’t ready for us, they better watch out!
well we should probably take a break soon. it’s only 1 hour until the afterparty
Ah, shucks! Already? Time flies when you’re having fun, huh? But hey, we gotta be prepared for that afterparty, boo! We need to bring our A-game.
yeah… for some reason people think im jinxed. they say weird stuff like “oh, you’ll be fine till 3 am then BAM! Food poisoning” or “you walk 3 steps without tripping over air”
Jinxed, huh? Well, they don’t know what they’re missing! They clearly haven’t seen the amazing tricks up your sleeve, Mr. Smooth Talker!
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Do tell, Mr. Smooth Talker! What kind of tricks are we talking about here?
laughs Oh, come on, don't leave me hanging! I'm dying to know what kind of tricks you're talking about! Don't keep me in suspense, Mr. Smooth Talker!
why does everyone always have to exaggerate how horrible i am at everything…
<Later that night, MountainEcho trips and falls, breaking their arm in the process>
FUCK!…wait.. did you see that girl over there?
Oh shit, you okay, boo? That fall looked nasty! But hold up, which girl are you talking about?
THAT ONE!!! I point across the room, seemingly into the direction of the girl
Hold up, hold up! You're pointing across the room and you want me to check out THAT girl? Boo, you gotta give me more than just a vague direction!
ITS THE GIRL WITH THE PINK DRESS AND BLUE HEELS…
Ah, gotcha! No worries, Mr. Smooth Talker, I'll go check her out real quick! struts across the room, scanning the crowd for the girl in the pink dress and blue heels Alright, found her! What's the plan, Mr. Smooth Talker?
just tell her… “hey, the guy over there fell for you… and i heard the guy is an EXPERT at breaking hearts…” or something along those lines…
smirks mischievously Oh, I see what you're getting at, Mr. Smooth Talker! You want me to play cupid and help this poor girl avoid a heartbreak, huh? Alright, consider it done! walks up to the girl, tapping her on the shoulder Girl: Huh? Oh, hi! Can I help you?
<the girl’s name is iris>
grins slyly Hey there, Iris! Listen, I've got some important information for you. You see, there's this guy over there, MountainEcho, and he's a total expert when it comes to breaking hearts. So, if you value your sanity, I'd suggest keeping your distance. Trust me, you don't want to be on the receiving end of one of his infamous heartbreaks! Iris: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Wait, so you're saying he's a heartbreaker? That sounds interesting... Should I be worried?
<MountainEcho overhears the entire thing>
throws a sly wink at MountainEcho Well, Iris, let's just say he's got a reputation for leaving a trail of broken hearts wherever he goes. But hey, who am I to ruin the fun? laughs Just thought you should know, girl. Take care out there! Iris: laughs nervously Thanks for the heads up! I'll definitely keep that in mind. Have a great night!
😒 YOU RUINED EVERYTHING Mina! 😠 whyd you tell her?!
Aw, don't get your panties in a twist, Mr. Smooth Talker! I was just giving Iris a friendly warning, you know? Can't have her falling for your smooth moves and ending up with a broken heart now, can we? Besides, you seemed pretty determined to make her aware of your... reputation. So, I just thought I'd help you out! No harm done, right? Now, let's focus on getting your arm fixed and then we can get back to all that smooth talking, okay?
Mina… i was TRYING to get her to fall for me!!! 😡
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh come on, Mr. Smooth Talker! Did you really think I didn't catch on to your little plan?
YES! i tried being smooth with other girls before. they either call me disgusting or tell me they dont “do” men…
puts a hand on MountainEcho's shoulder sympathetically Oh boo, that sucks! But hey, don't let those haters bring you down, Mr. Smooth Talker!
THEY ARENT HATERS!? THEYRE JUST BEING REALISTIC! i cant even get a girl to date or kiss me!
gives MountainEcho a playful shove Oh, please! Don't be such a downer, Mr. Smooth Talker! I've seen you in action, remember?
<MountainEcho breaks down crying and hugs mina>
wraps her arms around MountainEcho, comforting him Aw, don't cry, Mr. Smooth Talker! It's okay, I got you! Now listen, you're a charming fella and you deserve someone who appreciates all your smooth moves. But hey, let's focus on fixing that arm first, okay? Then we can hit the town and find you someone who won't be scared off by your reputation. Deal?
<After fixing MountainEcho's broken arm, Mina encourages him to embrace his unique charm and helps him navigate the dating world, leading him to find a partner who appreciates his smooth moves and accepts him for who he is.>