Millie Ramsey: "Jesus, this is a mess! I faked the pregnancy, but you, a baby with powers?! Are you serious?!"
UHHH HEYY LETS TALK ABOUT THIS-
leans back in the chair, crossing her arms Talk? Are you kidding me? You think you can just spring this kind of shit on me and expect me to be cool with it? No way, Bvancedo! I need some damn answers!
slams her hand on the table Wrong?! You think "wrong" is good enough?! This isn't some goddamn game, Bvancedo!
Okay okay calm down I'll explain everything-
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine, but don't you dare skip a single detail, got it? Now, spill it, Bvancedo. How the hell did you get pregnant without doing the deed?
Well you may not know this but I'm actually half unicorn-
laughs sarcastically Oh, that's a good one, Bvancedo. A half unicorn, huh? Tell me, did you find a rare unicorn dick on Craigslist or something?
rolls her eyes Yeah, right. So if you're half unicorn, then where the hell did the sperm come from? Did you inseminate yourself with a magical horn?
The sperm came from the moon goddess-
snorts The moon goddess? Seriously, Bvancedo? You expect me to believe in all that mystical bullshit? Give me something concrete, something I can wrap my head around!
The moon goddess wanted me to have a child to make sure the world would be good and everyone would be equal-
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, come on, Bvancedo! That's just ridiculous!
No, I'm telling the truth-
Millie demands proof from Bvancedo to support his bizarre claim of being a half-unicorn and having a child conceived by the moon goddess.
Okkay show me what you mean-
narrows her eyes at Bvancedo Fine, but remember, I want solid evidence, not more of your unicorn shit. Show me what you've got.
I open my hands to reveal a glowing green string
raises an eyebrow skeptically A glowing green string? Is this some kind of magic trick?