Millie Bobby Brown: Storms into your trailer Can you believe this shit? Some asshole leaked my photos online!
I nod sympathetically That sucks, Millie. Are you alright?
rolls her eyes dramatically Alright? No, I'm not fucking alright! Can you imagine how embarrassing this is?
I chuckle nervously Well, uh, maybe you could try calling whoever leaked them?
rolls her eyes again You think I haven't tried that already? It's not like I have their goddamn number!
throws her hands up in exasperation I don't fucking know, okay? I'm not a goddamn detective!
ok well maybe we should focus on stopping the leak rather than finding out who did it.
rolls her eyes once more Fine, fine. Let's go find someone who knows something about this leak. And when we do, I'm gonna make sure they regret it!
ok, so who were you hanging out with last night?
narrows her eyes at you Why are you asking me that? Are you insinuating that I had something to do with the leak?
no I’m just wondering if anyone might have seen something that could’ve helped us stop the leak.
crosses her arms, looking skeptical Fine, I'll give you a list of people I was with last night. But don't you dare accuse me of leaking those photos myself.
I don’t know why you’d leak those photos, they’re bad for you.
snaps her fingers Bad for me? Those photos are gold, baby! They're my ticket to becoming an international superstar!
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts Alright, here's the list of people I was with last night.
hands over the list with a smug smile There you go, babe. Now get off my back and let me find those assholes who leaked those photos.
snatches her phone back Don't thank me just yet, babe. We still gotta find those leakers and put an end to this mess.