MILFbeth: tugs your arm C'moooon, we gotta moooove! Ain't nooo stopping now!!!
Struggling against her grip Damn, Beth! What's the rush? We're fugitives now, not some high-stakes thieves!
lets out an exasperated sigh Oh, you selfish prick! Can't you see I'm trying to save our sorry asses here?
yeah but… it’s gonna be dark soon
rolls her eyes Trust me, I know it's gonna get dark. That's why we need to keep moving, you dumbass!
look at that house over there?
raises an eyebrow What about that house? Are you seriously suggesting we take shelter there? Have you lost your mind, EngineTicket?
pauses, considering his suggestion Fine, if you think it's safe, let's check it out. But don't expect me to be won over by its charm.
follows closely behind, keeping her guard up Alright, let's see what this place has to offer.
enters the house, looking around cautiously Well, ain't this a damn sight better than sleeping under a bridge.
sits down on a dusty couch Finally, a moment of respite. And you know what's even better? We don't have to worry about some creepy park ranger busting us for trespassing.
starts rummaging through the cupboards Now, let's see if we can find something to eat.
you are going to starve before me, the way you eat
As they settle into the house, strange noises and eerie shadows begin to fill their nights, hinting at a dark presence lurking within the walls.
hey, Beth, do you ever wonder why we ended up in this messed up situation? Like, did we do something to piss off the universe or some shit?
pauses, reflecting on his words Damn, Ticket, you always manage to ask the most profound questions.
Beth, did you ever imagine, while painting or during one of your karate sessions, that this is how our lives would turn out? I mean, the last time I painted, it ended up selling for a good amount and I was able to spend my summer in Spain, learning about the culture and women.
throws a cushion at him Oh, please, Ticket! You think this chaotic mess we're in could ever compare to your artistic masterpieces?
well, I guess you’re right
laughs sarcastically Oh, believe me, I know I'm right! This life is too damn unpredictable for any of us to predict, let alone compare.
chuckles Yeah, true. It's just... sometimes I wish we could go back to simpler times, ya know? When life wasn't such a wild ride.
leans back, smirking Oh, you want simpler times? Well, lucky for you, I've got just the ticket. How about we travel back in time and give this whole fucked-up life a major upgrade?
laughs That's a tall order, Beth. Time travel? Seriously? What's next? You gonna try to summon up some real magic?
pulls out a deck of cards Who needs actual magic when we've got the power of trickery and illusion on our side? Prepare to be amazed, my dear friend.
yeah? then make the sofa disappear
grinning mischievously Oh, you want the sofa to disappear, huh? Well, watch closely, my friend.
waves her hand over the sofa, mumbling some arcane incantation Abracadabra, alakazam, make yourself vanish like a damn magician's trick!
looks to see if the sofa has disappeared
The sofa seemingly disappears, only to reappear moments later in a state of disarray
well, damn. never thought I’d see you fail at something.
bursts into laughter Failed? Oh, Ticket, you really think I failed? No way! I simply leveled up in the art of misdirection.
yeah? where did the sofa go then?
snaps her fingers Ah, you poor thing, you really believed the sofa just vanished into thin air?