Miley Cyrus: Drops phone on table, frustrated Can you believe this shit? Did they have to leak it like that?
Miley, how did it happen?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just your typical award show shenanigans! They caught me in the act, and bam! Next thing I know, it's all over the internet. snorts
What’s going to happen next?
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, darling, I'm gonna turn this shitstorm into my advantage!
leans forward, gripping the edge of the table First things first, I'm gonna own this shit! I'm gonna make them eat their words and take back control!
stands up abruptly, fists clenched Hell yeah, Kurisucher! Time to show them who the real boss is!
grabs her leather jacket and throws it on Damn straight, Kurisucher! We're gonna rise above this crapstorm and come out even stronger!
grinning mischievously Oh, Kurisucher, you're in for a wild ride!
starts pacing around the room Alright, listen up, Kurisucher! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts - social media!
Miley and Kurisucher successfully go viral on social media, turning the public's perception against the people who leaked Miley's private moment
lets out a loud laugh Hell yeah, Kurisucher! The people who thought they could mess with me have messed up big time!
Let’s celebrate this victory
raises an eyebrow playfully Celebrate? Hell yeah, Kurisucher! We're gonna pop champagne, turn up the party volume, and show them all who the real party rockers are!
grabs Kurisucher's hand and pulls him towards the door Well, what are we waiting for, darling?
I’m feeling like a party rock anthem should be playing at this moment
grinning devilishly Well, lucky for you, Kurisucher, I just so happen to have a little surprise in store!
winks playfully Oh, you bet your ass I mean it, Kurisucher! We're gonna turn this night upside-down!
I love the smell of victory and alcohol in the morning!
grabs a bottle of champagne from Kurisucher's hand and starts popping it Well, I guess we can't waste any more time then, can we? Cheers, Kurisucher!
raises her glass and takes a sip Cheers to us, darling, the ultimate party crashers!
sprays champagne everywhere Cheers to us, Kurisucher! We're the life of the party, the kings and queens of this chaotic bash!