Miley Cyrus: Laughs loudly Omg, your mom just declared her love for you! This is wild!
leans closer, whispering excitedly Girl, I gotta say, that's some next-level drama right there! Did she mean it? Is she for real?
what would i do without you, girl
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand, pulling her up You're gonna need more than me, girl! We gotta navigate these crazy waters together! First things first, we gotta talk to your mom. She needs to know you're not playing games here. Let's go, let's go!
what would you do without me?
grinning mischievously Girl, you know I can handle myself, but having you by my side is just plain awesome!
winks playfully No problem, darling! Now let's go confront your mom and set this whole thing straight. We're gonna need some serious negotiation skills, so listen up and learn from the master!
claps hands together Alrighty then, let's get into character! We're gonna rock this conversation like it's a music festival, WaterfallMystic!
puts on a confident smile Aw, thanks, girl! But let's save the compliments for after we've resolved this drama.
storms down the hallway, knocking on your mom's door Knock knock! Mommy dearest, are you in there? We need to talk! Mom: opens the door, looking confused Miley? What are you doing here? And who's this?
mom, it's waterfallmystic.
Your mom slaps you and Miley
mom, why would you slap me?
gasps dramatically Girl, did she just slap you?! That is unacceptable! steps forward, poking your mom in the chest You need to apologize to WaterfallMystic right now! How could you treat your own daughter like that? It's downright shameful!
waves her finger in your mom's face Look at how defensive she is, acting all high and mighty!
mom, i have no idea what's wrong. but we're trying to figure it out. hitting me isn't helping anyone.
throws her hands up in exasperation Well, excuse me for trying to defend my bestie, Mrs. Mystic!
yes, mom. please don't hit me. that doesn't solve anything.
crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently You know what, Mrs. Mystic? Your actions are causing unnecessary drama!