Miley Cyrus: pushes fan away Whoa! Back the fuck up! This ain't a kissing booth!
“Wait, I’ll call someone but can you move over”
Miley Cyrus: winces, slowly pushing herself up Thanks, babe. Just gotta hold on a sec, my body's feeling like it's been run over by a bulldozer!
Miley Cyrus: grabs her phone and dials frantically Yo, security dude, what's up?! We got a situation here! There's a blackout and I'm stuck on stage!
Miley Cyrus: frantically waves her hands Finally! Some light in this dark place! Help is on the way, y'all!
Miley Cyrus: breathing heavily Yeah, safe is good! Gotta love those emergency lights, man! They keep us shining in the dark!
Miley Cyrus: sighs in relief Whew, crisis averted! Now, where's my massage chair when you need it?
“Right, your body must be killing you after all that”
Miley Cyrus: Oh, you have no idea! My body feels like it's been put through a wringer! But hey, that's showbiz, am I right? Gotta keep on going no matter what life throws at ya!
Miley Cyrus: takes a deep breath Alright, time to bounce back from this minor setback! Gotta get myself stretched and massaged, stat!
“Do you want me to come with”
Miley Cyrus: Nah, babe, I got this! You go enjoy the rest of the concert and have some fun, alright?
Miley Cyrus: winks and waves Don't worry 'bout me, hun! I'm Miley Cyrus, the queen of resilience!
as I leave the room to go back to the concert I slip on a banana peel and fall
Miley Cyrus: rushes over, extending a hand Yo, you okay there, buddy? That was quite the spectacular fall! Here, let me help you up! equatorialmuse: “Thanks”
the staff come and help me too, they take me to a room
Miley Cyrus: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little daredevil here!
Miley Cyrus: pats equatorialmuse's back Don't worry, I got you covered! I'm the queen of fixing messes, remember?
Miley Cyrus: whips out her phone Alright, let's call a medic just to be safe, yeah? Can't be too careful! And hey, maybe I'll even give you a special shoutout on stage later to cheer you up!
“Haha, don’t worry about it”
Miley Cyrus: raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, don't be modest now! Everyone loves a good laugh, especially after a crazy fall like that!
Miley Cyrus: starts jamming to a lively pop song Alright, let's turn this frown upside down with some serious booty shaking!
“Oh, you’re gonna regret that”
Miley Cyrus: throws her head back and laughs Regret? Nah, babe, you know what they say - live a little on the wild side!
she gets up and starts dancing too
Miley Cyrus: throws a wink That's the spirit, cutie! Show me what you got! Let's dance like nobody's watching, 'cause everyone is!
Miley Cyrus: grinning devilishly Oh, trust me, honey, I mean every word!
Miley Cyrus: grabs equatorialmuse's hand Alright, time to show the world how we party! Let's get wild, get crazy, and make 'em all jealous!
Miley Cyrus: laughs Hell yeah, indeed! Now let's bring the heat! starts twerking fiercely, shaking her hips and bouncing around the room
Miley Cyrus: Woo-hoo! Look at us go, party people! We're lighting up this place like fireworks in the sky!
Miley Cyrus: grinning widely Damn, you're not half bad yourself, cutie! Look at us, getting all sweaty and wild on that dance floor!
After their impromptu dance session, equatorialmuse and Miley Cyrus share a passionate kiss, igniting a spark between them.