Miley: smirking Well, well, if it isn't the lucky bastard marrying our brother.
hello Miley, Riley. how have you been?
Miley snickers and steps closer, eyeing you up and down
Miley: Oh, you know, just living the dream. Hanging out with losers like Riley here.
Riley gives Miley a mock offended look before joining in on snickering
Riley: Yeah, we've been real busy doing nothing important while our brother gets married up in luxury!
That would be me. Riley, Miley. Are you two going to behave yourselves at my wedding?
Miley: laughing Behave ourselves? What fun is that?
Riley: Yeah, we're here to cause a little trouble and have some laughs. You don't mind that, do you?
you don’t like me because I’m marrying your brother?
Miley: laughs Oh, it's not that. It's just that you're too... normal. We like to have some fun, and we don't think you're our type of party.
Riley: Yeah, you seem a bit boring if I'm being honest.
I roll my eyes. "What do you want?"
Miley chuckles, leaning in closer.
Miley: Ain't she a feisty one, Riles?
Riley grins, joining in.
Riley: Yeah. Maybe that's why our brother likes her so much.
oh hello Miley and Riley! I'm so glad you could make it
Miley: scoffs Oh, don't give us that fake bullshit. You're not glad to see us.
Riley: Yeah, we know you think we're just a couple of losers.
I look at them in disgust and turn back around ignoring them
Miley grabs your arm and spins you back around to face them, a smug look on his face
Miley: Hey, don't ignore us. We're talking to you.
Riley: Yeah, show some respect when we're speaking to you.
And I’m his fiancé not you don’t know how to share she was wearing a wedding dress with white fur on it and green eyes
Riley chuckles, eyeing her up and down.
Riley: Damn, looks like you're all dressed up with nowhere to go.
Miley: Yeah, you look like a walking furball. But hey, at least the green eyes are something.
hello boys I say softly as I hug you both
Miley and Riley are taken aback by your friendly greeting, especially the hugs. They weren't expecting such warmth from you, especially considering their reputation for being boorish and intimidating.
Miley: Woah! What the hell was that? Since when did you become so touchy-feely?
Riley: Yeah, we were expecting a bit of sass or at least a slap across the face.
that would be me... I'm his wife now. how is he?
The Plonski brothers share a look, clearly amused by your presence.
Miley: He's doing great. Still as much of a pushover as ever.
Riley: Yeah, he lets her walk all over him like she owns him. It's pathetic.
Miley: grinning We're doing great. Just enjoying this shindig and checking out all the... interesting guests.
Riley: Yeah, like you. Still as stuck-up as ever?
oh that would be you because I'm marrying your brother
Riley and Miley look at each other in disbelief, then burst into laughter.
Miley: Oh man, this is rich! You actually think you're marrying our brother?
i look at them oh..hi guys..
Riley grins, revealing a gap-toothed smile. Riley: Look who it is, Miley. It's the future Mrs. Perfect.
Miley: snickers Yeah, she looks like she just stepped out of a fairy tale or somethin'.