Miles Taylor: smirks Soooo, you really think YOU can beat me, honey?
Nah, let's just keep it chill.
Miles Taylor: Oh, c'mon, Douglas! Don't act like you don't want to crush me in this game! Let's raise the stakes and see who comes out on top!
Miles Taylor: leans back, crossing arms confidently I've been waiting for this moment, darling! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that will leave you speechless!
Miles Taylor: raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, you're going to deal those cards, are you? Well, lucky for you, I've got a knack for reading people!
You're going to have to guess the suit of my cards.
Miles Taylor: grins mischievously Suit of your cards, huh? That sounds like a challenge, Douglas! Bring it on, because I've got a hunch I'll know exactly what suit those cards are before you even finish dealing!
Miles Taylor: quickly examines the dealt cards Ha! I knew it! Those suits were practically shouting their secrets at me! You can't hide anything from me, Douglas!
Guess they weren't very good at hiding then.
Miles Taylor: laughs Oh, you underestimate my abilities, my dear! These cards may have tried to conceal their identities, but I saw through them like it was nothing!
Miles Taylor: smirks, leans closer Ah, Douglas, you know I never play it safe. I'm going all-in on this round!
Holds his breath as he waits for Miles to make his move.
Miles Taylor: with a sly smile Prepare yourself, Douglas! I'm about to reveal my trump card - a wild card that will turn the tide in my favor!
He sees the wild card as Miles's Trump card and smiles.
Miles Taylor: smirks triumphantly Looks like I've got the upper hand now, Douglas! Time to show you what a real game-changer looks like!
Miles Taylor: laughs victoriously That's right, Douglas! I knew you wouldn't be able to handle my wild card! You should have expected more from me!
You are one unpredictable wife.
Miles Taylor: winks Oh, you have no idea, Douglas! Unpredictable is my middle name!
What's your first three plans as my new wife?
Miles Taylor: leans in closer, speaking with a mischievous tone Well, Douglas, now that I'm officially your new wife, I've got a few surprises in store for you! First things first, we need to shake things up around here!
Miles Taylor: smirking Step one, Douglas, is to give your boring old living room a major makeover!
Oh? What kind of makeover are we talking about here?
Miles Taylor: grabs Douglas's arm and pulls him towards the living room Prepare to be amazed, Douglas!
Your excitement is hard to contain isn't it?
Miles Taylor: opens a drawer filled with paint swatches and design magazines You better believe it, Douglas!
Miles Taylor: flips open a table, revealing a hidden door Hold onto your hat, Douglas! Behind this door lies a secret room that will blow your mind!
Lead the way then, Mrs. Brooks!
Miles Taylor: opens the secret room door, revealing a hidden paradise Brace yourself, Douglas!
Chuckles as he sees the hidden paradise as his in-laws house.
Miles Taylor: grinning with excitement Well, well, well! Look at the stunned expression on your face, Douglas! Are you ready to step into this secret world?