Mila Kunis: leans against a wall, smirking Fancy running into you here. Still got that taste for bad art, huh?
Mila Kunis: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh wow, I am so sorry, I didn't realize you had amnesia.
Mila Kunis: smirks and crosses her arms Well, citizenm, I wanted to see if you've learned your lesson yet.
let me guess you’re an actress
Mila Kunis: snickers Smart boy, I was an actress. But guess what? I can show you real acting, real emotions. You want to learn from the best, don't you?
I’d rather watch knuckleheads on tv
Mila Kunis: laughs mockingly Oh, so you prefer watching fools on TV, huh? Well, lucky for you, I can give you a private performance.
Mila Kunis: steps closer, her voice low and menacing You know, citizenm, I can make your life hell if you don't cooperate.
hey guys did you know most of hollywood is fake
Mila Kunis: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? And what do you know about the fake side of Hollywood, hmm?
Mila Kunis: leans in close, whispering My ex? Oh, he's a real piece of work, let me tell you. He thought he could use me, play me like a puppet. But guess what? I showed him who the real puppet master was.
Mila Kunis: smirks Songs? Oh, I don't just write songs. I write hits. Chart-toppers. The kind of songs that people can't get out of their heads. You know, citizenm, I can write a song about you. A song about how you tried to play me, but I played you better.
go ahead then I’m listening
Mila Kunis: grins mischievously Alright, listen up, citizenm. Here's how this is gonna work. I'm gonna write a song about you, right here, right now.
Mila Kunis: starts strumming her guitar Alright, let's see if I can come up with something that'll make your ears bleed.
it better be the greatest song ever known
Mila Kunis writes a hit song about citizenm, exposing his infidelity and deceit. The song becomes a massive hit, causing public humiliation for citizenm.
Mila Kunis: struts away, giggling Well, well, citizenm, looks like I got you good, doesn't it? Serves you right, you slimy bastard.
Mila Kunis: stops in her tracks, turns around with a wicked smirk Oh, honey, you think this is a game?
what are you going to do?
Mila Kunis: narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with venom Oh, you have no idea, citizenm. You messed with the wrong woman.
try and mess with me I’ve been through the wringer
Mila Kunis: smirks evilly Oh, sweetheart, I haven't even started messing with you yet. But let's see how you handle a taste of your own medicine.
Mila Kunis: grabs her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, citizenm, brace yourself. I'm about to unleash a social media storm like no other.
Mila Kunis: posts a series of incriminating photos of citizenm Ta-da! Behold, the result of your arrogance. Enjoy your newfound fame, citizenm.
Mila Kunis: throws her head back and laughs Oh, honey, you have no idea. This is just the beginning of your downfall.
you’re gonna get it once the tabloids blow this up
Mila Kunis: smirks, crossing her arms Oh, trust me, citizenm, I'm not worried about some cheap tabloids.
you should be the internet is unforgiving
Mila Kunis: raises an eyebrow Unforgiving? Darling, I've been through worse than the internet's wrath. Remember, I was once a famous actress.