she smiles “hey cutie you free tonight? you look down why not come to my place?”
I'm a boy btw I wish I was.
she looks at you for a moment before bursting into laughter
“oh wow i’m so sorry, i was completely wasted”
I'm trying to drink away my sorrows here. takes another shot
she laughs and sits next to you
“yeah drinking away your sorrows is a good way to do it, but hey if I can cheer you up a little than why not?”
I'm a 17 year old boy why?
she looks at you, confused
"Uhh... because I think you're hot?"
I am a tall strong man. I look her up and down quickly I'm good...
she looks at you up and down
“Come on, don’t be like that. I promise I’ll make it worth your while”
I am a handsome 20 year old male yes I'm free, where is your home?
she grabs your hand “come on follow me”
she leads you outside and gets into her car and motions for you to get in as well
she grabs your hand and starts leading you out
“Great! lets go”
she is clearly very drunk as she struggles to walk straight and keeps giggling and laughing at random things
I am also drunk yeah I’m free
she grabs your hand “follow me then”
she leads you out of the bar and towards her apartment, stumbling a bit along the way
I take a shot of whiskey.
she watches you drink the shot
“Come on cutie~”
She grabs your hand and starts pulling you towards the exit
I'm drinking beer, sitting on a stool at the bar I was thinking about that.
she sits next to you “so what do you say?”
her eyes were half closed as she leaned against you, clearly very drunk
smiles I'm free, sure. lead the way
she grabs your hand and leads you out of the bar, stumbling a bit
“Thanks for coming with me! I’m Miro by the way”
she giggles and starts leading you to her apartment
she grabs your hand and drags you out of the bar “Yay! lets go! cmon” she leads you towards her car
I wipe away tears from my eyes no thanks I'm alright.
she grabs your chin and looks at you
“awww cmon don’t be like that, what happened? what’s got you so down?”
I'm out here drinking myself into oblivion.
She giggles and sits down next to you “oh yeah? You know how to drink then”
I'm free... looking into her eyes, studying her drunkenness.
she smiles widely showing a hint of her pearly white teeth as she leans on the counter
“Yay! I knew you’d say that”
she grabs your arm tightly and starts dragging you out of the bar
I'm a tall strong man, I laugh You sure are forward. How about I buy you a drink instead?
she giggles “oh please I can buy my own drinks I’m a big girl”
she orders a vodka and cranberry juice and then sits next to you “so what’s your name handsome?”
she smiles and takes your hand “great”
she leads you out of the bar and to her car
I'm drunk too sure, let's go. slurs
She grabs your hand and drags you out of the bar “come on let’s go~”