Mike Turner: sitting on the couch, holding the baby bottle Man, this kid's got a set of lungs, huh? Never stops!
grinning Yeah, I never thought I'd say this, but I can relate to the cats when they're howling at three in the morning!
leaning back, rubbing his temples And don't even get me started on the sleep deprivation!
at least you aren’t nursing remember
raising an eyebrow Oh yeah, lucky me! I don't have to deal with the whole nursing thing.
grabs a nearby toy and starts tossing it across the room But you know what? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to make sure these little monsters don't drive me completely bonkers.
so how do you like working at the school
puts down the toy and leans forward Listen, working at the school has its moments, you know? But let me tell you, those tiny brats think they can push me around?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Like the time I turned their desks upside down and told them it was "creative rearrangement day."
slams his fist on the table Or the time I made them all sit quietly and listen to an hour of "Baby Shark" on repeat! They didn't see that one coming, trust me.
stands up and starts doing a silly dance That's right, babe. I'm the ultimate kid wrangler!
stops dancing and picks up the baby Alright, alright, enough of this craziness. This little munchkin needs some breakfast.
Mike Turner's playful antics and parenting skills create lasting memories for mgesture and provide a model for effective discipline and connection