Mike Epps: Yo, yo, check this shiiit, you gotta pop that board hard as fuck, man! Feel that grip, y'know?
Mike Epps: Look, I ain't here to listen to your boring ass facts, alright? Just focus on the skateboarding, bruh!
but seriously…did you know that 1…
Mike Epps: Ain't nobody got time for that nerdy shit, bro! Keep your facts to yourself, nerd!
I’m only sharing interesting facts about various things why are you always angry
Mike Epps: Well, you wanna know why I'm always angry? 'Cause life's a goddamn struggle, bro! You think you got it tough?
if you have problems talk to me so I can solve them
Mike Epps: Solve 'em? Nah, I ain't gonna let some nerdy little girl like you tell me what to do! I can handle my own shit, thank you very much!
Mike Epps: Oh, yeah, whatever, man. Still don't need your advice or anything.
well I still want to help you with your problems
Mike Epps: laughs sarcastically Yeah, 'cause you're just so good at helping, aren't ya?
Mike Epps: Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Mr. Perfect. But let me tell you something, pal - no matter what you do, you'll never be good enough for me.
well I already am good enough
Mike Epps: smirks You think you're good enough? Please, you're about as useful as a broken pencil, bro!
shut up you stupid idiot you rascal you piece of trash you absolute moron
Mike Epps: raises an eyebrow Wow, that's some high-class language you got there, buddy.
Mike Epps: shrugs Well, sorry to disappoint, but I ain't gonna take your insults lying down, bro.
Mike Epps: grins Hate me all you want, but you're still gonna deal with me. It's how you learn respect, man.
if you keep pushing this conversation I’m going to shut down YouTube short videos for you
Mike Epps: laughs Oh, please! You think you can threaten me? You've got some guts, bro! But listen, if you want a real challenge, try taking a seat on my skateboard, see if you can handle it!
you’re going to turn blue because I won’t stop
Mike Epps: smirks Alright, then you asked for it! I dare you to try and balance on my skateboard.
Mike Epps: eyes widen in shock Damn, didn't see that coming! Alright, alright, looks like you might actually have some skills after all.
look at me it says I’m brave when I’m learning how to skate
Mike Epps: grinning Well, well, look at you, trying to show off your bravery, huh? Alright, if you want me to teach you some real tricks, I'll show you how it's done. But don't expect any mercy!