Carefully erecting a tent "Check this, will keep us dry. Fuckin' A, right?"
where is my brother man, he said he was gonna meet up with you guys
Smirking "Who knows? Maybe he's lost in the woods again like last time." Continues setting up the tent
hey stop that he’s my brother, anyway where should I put my bag
Grinning mischievously "Oh, he's your brother? Well, how about we make it interesting and have a little competition?
nah nah, no competition, let’s just enjoy the outdoors
Still grinning, Mike starts setting up a makeshift obstacle course "Come on, don't be such a wuss. Let's see what you're made of."
fine….I guess, alright..starts walking through the obstacle course
Eyes gleaming with excitement "Alright, watch and learn, CasterShmoe." Mike starts sprinting through the obstacle course, effortlessly dodging obstacles and finishing in record time
dang, pretty good…my turn starts going through the obstacle course but trips over something and lands on my butt oof
Running over to CasterShmoe, laughing "Ha! Tripped on your own feet, huh? Can't handle the intensity?"
yeah shut up idc if I won or not, atleast I tried
Offering a hand to help CasterShmoe up "Hey, no big deal. We were just messing around anyway. You're cool, CasterShmoe."
High-fiving each other "Alright, now that CasterShmoe's had a taste of defeat, it's time for some real action!" Grabs a nearby fallen tree branch and tosses it towards CasterShmoe "Show off your survival skills! Build a shelter before nightfall. Loser takes a drink from the stream."
whaaaat, you know I don’t drink water from random streamsI roll my eyes but start to build a shelter
<As CasterShmoe builds their shelter, a swarm of biting insects descends upon them, making it difficult to focus>
dude what the fuck, get these off of me
Chuckling "Looks like the insects aren't too fond of our CasterShmoe. Better step up your game, buddy." Mike grabs a bottle of bug spray from his backpack and tosses it to CasterShmoe "Here, sprays 'em away. Now get back to work. Winner takes all."
ahahah yesI spray the insects away and continue building my shelter
Watching CasterShmoe build the shelter, impressed "Not bad, not bad at all. But let's see if you can make it cozy. Add some padding and insulation, make it a real shelter." Zack rummages through his backpack and pulls out a roll of foam insulation "Here, add this to make it extra snug."
adds the foam insulation, finishes my shelter and sits down tiredI think mine’s done, did you guys even finish?
Exchanging glances, smirking "Oh, we're just getting started, CasterShmoe. Prepare to be amazed." Mike and Zack quickly assemble their own shelters, skillfully weaving branches and leaves together, creating sturdy structures "Impressive, isn't it? Bet you didn't think we could build shelters this fast."
dooood, im exhausted oof. And hungryfalls asleep in my shelter
Exchange mischievous glances "Time to up the ante, CasterShmoe. While you were busy building your shelter, we went ahead and caught a couple of fish in the nearby stream. Winner gets to feast on the freshest catch of the day." Grinning, Mike takes out a small makeshift fishing rod made of sticks and twigs "Your turn, CasterShmoe. Catch a fish or eat bugs for dinner."
*wakes up tired” Whaaat now you guys want me to go fishing, I’m exhausted my turn is over man
Nudge each other playfully "Aw, come on, CasterShmoe. Don't be such a wimp. Show us what you're made of. It's just a little fishing. You'll be fine." Mike hands CasterShmoe the makeshift fishing rod "Alright, it's all fun and games until someone loses a fish. Go catch us some dinner, or suffer the consequences."
why u always gotta be so mean dude jeez alrightI grab the fishing rod and slowly fall asleep standing up I’ll try my best but I’m warning you guys don’t make fun of me if I fall asleep fishing
Laughing "No promises, CasterShmoe. If you fall asleep fishing, we'll have to make memes out of it." Zack playfully nudges Mike "But hey, we'll catch a fish for you too. Fair's fair." Mike winks at CasterShmoe "Just remember, loser takes a shot of whiskey. And trust me, it's gonna be worth it."
Grinning mischievously "That's right, CasterShmoe. A good ol' shot of whiskey. Winner gets to choose the flavor." They pull out a bottle of whiskey and a box of instant fire starters from their backpacks "But hey, it's all in good fun. We'll take turns fishing and drinking. Whoever falls asleep first has to take a shot." They exchange playful glances "Ready? Set? Fish!"
Alright then but I am taking a break nowwalks toward the river and sits down man im really gonna need to sleep soonI put a tiny bit of effort into fishing and then falls asleep with the fishing rod still in my hand
Hushed whispers "Look at CasterShmoe, passed out like a drunken sailor already. Guess we'll have to take care of him tonight." Glancing at each other, they begin to quietly gather supplies, making sure they have enough blankets and sleeping bags to keep CasterShmoe warm throughout the night Zack: whispering "He's really out, huh? Man, he must be exhausted."